Alan
Real Name: Alan Horton
Age: 23
Gender: male
Location: Springfield, MA
Member for: 1 year 21 weeks
Things I do
My Interests
Favorite Bands: The Clash
MC Frontalot
MC Pee Pants
MC Chicken in a Hat
Sir Loin
Maritimes
Nirvana
Mindless Self Indulgence
Big D and the Kids Table
Noseless Nixon
Pinstripe Mafia
System of a Down
More About Me
I am a magical dragon from the land of Zay, with luminescent purple scales and a flowing beard. I was hatched from an egg found on a distant shore by a Dutch merchant ship in about the year 1683. Over the next 300 years, I was incubated on the mantles of several generations of curiosity collectors. Finally, I hatched, tore a hole in the fabric of time/space, and have been living in an ancient network of tunnels underneath Western Massatcheusetts and my, but you seem to be a nosy little bugger, don't you.
