books | contact us
Home » user blogs » Alan Lastufka's blog

Did you buy *your* Forever Stamps yet?

by Alan Lastufka | 04/30/2007 | in damn punk kids | forever stamps | not battlestar galactica | post office

I got a booklet today. I’m probably not going to use them. I’ll add them to my extremely small stamp collection. You know, the collection I’m going to hand down to my kids, so in 2055 they can sell them for digital hash (iHash?) ...or whatever the kids of the future will be raving about at the time. Damn punk unborn kids.

Alan Lastufka's blog | login or register to post comments
hey, are they made out of
anne elizabeth moore's picture
Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Mon, 04/30/2007 - 5:06pm.

hey, are they made out of some sort of non-biodegradable plastic?

there's just so very much hubris going on with these things.

and why do they not feature the flying car? or space-pants?


login or register to post comments
((::))::
r.john's picture
Submitted by r.john on Mon, 04/30/2007 - 6:50pm.

shoulda called them the FOREVER FOOLS stamps.

other news, EMAIL will now cost a dollar.


login or register to post comments
Blume
Sinker's picture
Submitted by Sinker on Tue, 05/01/2007 - 4:38am.

Should have been a rendering of "Forever" by Judy Blume.


login or register to post comments
*******
r.john's picture
Submitted by r.john on Tue, 05/01/2007 - 12:22pm.

Ring my belllllllllllllllllllll
Ring My Bell.


login or register to post comments
i demand appreciation
anne elizabeth moore's picture
Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Wed, 05/02/2007 - 12:46pm.

for my clever use of the phrase "space pants".


login or register to post comments
Your clever use of space pants is noted
aaroncynic's picture
Submitted by aaroncynic on Wed, 05/02/2007 - 3:30pm.

And that bell is there because freedom is forever, like America is forever, since we're at the "end of history" and all. This is unlike the flying car - which will not be made unless we can figure out how to be sure that it costs thrice as much to fill up than a hummer.

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education."


login or register to post comments
Oh, too true.
MissDisaster 9 OiYourselfBitch's picture
Submitted by MissDisaster 9 ... on Wed, 05/09/2007 - 8:06am.

You know it is.

Little Miss Disaster, Living so much faster.


login or register to post comments

Punk Planet Writers' Fund

Want to help? Donate to our writers' fund so we can pay our writers for their amazing work.

Recent blog posts

  • should not have done, at work
  • Not a very good movie; also, a different, better movie
  • Hyooooo-mann
  • It's A Boy
  • How little I care about sport(s)
  • Fuck yeah, y'all.
  • Getting home on time
  • THIEF!!!
  • Newby
  • Inspirations More Than Butterflies
more

New forum topics

  • Greg's new 'Icon'
  • Jesse Helms, YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
  • And the constant booming begins.
  • Logical disconnect or hypocrisy?
  • hey gang!
more

Active forum topics

  • And the constant booming begins.
  • Greg's new 'Icon'
  • my dreams
  • The Victorians were
  • Sharon Redd Appreciation thread
more


out now

Navigation

  • pp: the blog
  • user blogs
    • blogger list
    • see all tags
  • forums
  • reviews
  • subscriptions
  • advertising
  • FAQs

User login

  • Create new account
  • Request new password

Who's online

There are currently 0 users and 20 guests online.

PP news

Stay informed on our latest news!
all text and images © 2006 Punk Planet | Punk Planet is a project of Independents' Day Media