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by anne elizabeth moore | 01/31/2007 | in proclamations

Please stop using the following lame simile for things that are embarassing : "like watching your dad breakdance."

It just recently became officially overused, as pronounced by the Board for Overused Metaphors and Similes (BUMS) and I just wanted you to know.

Also, I don't know about your dad, but mine does things that are a LOT more embarassing than breakdance.

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Submitted by messagereceived on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 1:30pm.

Be way hipper than me 'cause no one in my immediate peer group has employed such a phrase.

I'm not pushing you away. I'm just pulling me closer to myself.


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who do you hang out with?
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Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 1:39pm.

who do you hang out with? 'cause they sound like really awesome people that i would like a lot. please have them call me.


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Submitted by Sinker on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 1:55pm.

I would LOVE to watch my Dad breakdance!


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there are kids in this library this afternoon
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Submitted by r.john on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 2:23pm.

who are parent's already and some of them are not even 16.

I bet they would breakdance with moves of irony!


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I'm sorry
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Submitted by Costacide on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 2:38pm.

I'm sorry you've had to hang out with people who actually say that...


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Isn't that more like BOMS?
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Submitted by Dave Hoffa on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 3:50pm.

Isn't that more like BOMS?


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