Please stop using the following lame simile for things that are embarassing : "like watching your dad breakdance."
It just recently became officially overused, as pronounced by the Board for Overused Metaphors and Similes (BUMS) and I just wanted you to know.
Also, I don't know about your dad, but mine does things that are a LOT more embarassing than breakdance.






Be way hipper than me 'cause no one in my immediate peer group has employed such a phrase.
I'm not pushing you away. I'm just pulling me closer to myself.