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dear jerks that post here*

by anne elizabeth moore | 03/23/2007 | in corporate | jerks | marketing

i've got a beef with your robot marketing strategy of not buying ads and then pretending that you're all whatever and just posting youtube videos and links to freaking myspace pages as if we cared what you thought just because you found this site and came up with a nickname that is approximately as clever as anyone else's that posts here? which, you know, wouldn't probably bother you normally, except that i also have the ability to delete your stupid viral crap, and have begun to use it.

so here is my new rule, and i hope that anyone who posts here that actually isn't paid to do** so will weigh in with their opinions on this matter: if you are a jerk as outlined in the above paragraph, you can post exactly two pieces of ridiculous marketing bullshit (ben kweller's grandma? who gives a rat's ass?) and have the chance to respond like a decent person to all our polite messages urging you to behave like a respectful community member before i delete your dumb threads.

you want us to go check out your social networking links? TRY TO BUY AN AD. try to actually do something that supports community instead of exploiting it, annoying it, or polluting it.

sincerely,

anne elizabeth moore

*no, i'm not talking about [name of hilarious punk planeteer here]

**and by this i do not mean people who post here instead of doing day jobs. by this i mean people whose jobs include trying to post here in order to get more people to buy more stuff.

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necrotizing fasciitis says:
Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 10:53pm.

woo hoo!

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I am so glad you wrote this!
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Submitted by meabsolutely on Sat, 03/24/2007 - 12:36am.

I am so glad you wrote this! Thank you!

~All I ever wanted was to be your spine~


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Hmm
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Submitted by Seitan on Sat, 03/24/2007 - 10:14am.

With all due respect, ma'am, I feel that you are far too lenient in your application of the epithet "jerk." There are many jerks who post here who haven't even the brains to know that "viral marketing" does not mean peddling vials of influenza. And yet these dolts most surely are jerks themselves. Shall we deny them canonization merely because they happen not to belong to that subset of jerks who peddle their noisome goods on these forums? I think not.

And so, in conclusion, I propose the following syllogism: All street teamers are jerks, but not all jerks are street teamers.


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tally up
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Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Sat, 03/24/2007 - 3:21pm.

ok, so that's two votes for kick their asses out after two screw-ups and one vote to redefine jerks?


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(O)
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Submitted by r.john on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 12:25am.

I am with Todd.
All "jerks" should henceforth and forever be referred to as SEITAN!

p.s. LOVE BUNNI PRESS STREET TEAM UNTIE!!


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And one vote
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 6:30pm.

For a disgruntled viral marketer to get to Todd and give him Hepatitis C.

That'll show that persecutor.


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and they say
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Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 10:37am.

democracy is no longer alive and well in the US of A.


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(o).(0).(o)
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Submitted by r.john on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 10:43am.

THE INTERNET WAS NEVER FREE!!


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im one of those jerks.
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Submitted by medical.sauce on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 10:50pm.

r.john wrote:
THE INTERNET WAS NEVER FREE!!

and apparently serious business.


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Submitted by r.john on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 7:28am.

peoples are PAID to post here?


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