of all the things in the world that are going crazy right now, the fact that i live in a world where rattlesnake sausage is still a possiblity—not one i will personally enjoy in terms of eating it—comforts me on a very basic level:
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Anne, why exactly does the sale of rattlesnake sausage comfort you? Explain yourself. Dig deep emotionally and see what this issue really brings up from the depths of your psyche.