Ummm, an interest in eliminating the corporate world from the spheres of art, politics, and culture:
http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=4853
p.s. also total hotness.
Ummm, an interest in eliminating the corporate world from the spheres of art, politics, and culture:
http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=4853
p.s. also total hotness.
That is the craziest thing I've seen all day.
But those comments just depressed me.
It's true! If you look really hard, there is a book in that picture!
I do not even KNOW what to THINK of this, honestly.
Except that to make a true empirical study of relative hotttnesses, we will need you in a white string bikini bottom. We will then need a control group, so I also will don one. And by that point, well, we should just give up and have that bikini car wash fundraiser I always had hoped would save PP.
seriously. i have envisioned many possibilities for my life—a shockingly large number featuring hot ladies in bikinis—but not a one involve Pamela Anderson. ever.
i do kind of like the "everybody throw on a bikini bottom and let's read a book" party idea, tho. my house, mid-june?
. . . . oh, nothing. it's just still funny.
Is AEM launching a viral marketing campaign for her book or something?
Otherwise this shit is too surreal.
Maybe should write a forward for you for a new printing! Wouldn't that be fascinating... or maybe not.
I had the marketing smarts, connections, and money to have started a viral campaign like this, because it is sheer genius. GENIUS! But I think it's all Pam's doing. If this all goes well, that lady genius is gonna get a brand-spankin'-new health insurance policy named after her.
Second printing already happened, I think, so feel free to start in on the forward for the third.
p.s. still funny.
aem,
annie anderson sent me a link to that photo yesterday, and i too thought maybe you'd launched some sort of brilliant marketing/unmarketing campaign. next up: nicole ritchie toting "hey kidz! buy this book" in her beach bag, and the cast of "high school musical" rdg back issues of punk planet. in any case, i can't believe how many websites/gossip blogs made a feature story out of pamela anderson...READING!!!! she must've been extra thoughtful about choosing the right book, knowing the internet would be all abuzz about her reading selection...and her bikini. if i think too hard about this, i feel like i could come up with some crazy conclusions...free marketing for "unmarketable" due to a heavily marketed person unknowingly marketing it, etc. instead i'm just going to laugh.
lp
i'm right there with you. but you know what? 36 hours later and no less funny. so laugh it up, my friend. laugh it up.
AEM Goes Hollywood
Buns
IS PAMELA ANDERSON UNMARKETABLE? (2x)
Pam Anderson Ready to Smash the Marketplace
Pam Anderson takin in some sun and knowledge
Pamela Anderson Tans Her Tush
Pamela Anderson—Marketing Industry Skeptic
Pamela Anderson, one woman brand, reads Unmarketable by WIMN blogger Anne Elizabeth Moore
Pamela Anderson Reads (3x)
Pamela Anderson Reads! Unmarketable!
PAMELA ANDERSON SCARRED FOR LIFE BY LEECHES
Pamela Lee Anderson and the Best Poolside Reading Ever
Pammi looks just crack-ing
Read what Pamela Anderson is reading
Reading is Sexy
See Shocking Pamela Anderson Pictures!
Unmarketable?? Trying To Tell Us Something? (2x)
Yet another thing Pam Anderson and I have in common
Tag with: bikini, gossip, celebrity, smash_the_state
I keep returning to this, mouth agape. Just...wha? Sna? My ladyfriend agrees: a real "zuh?" moment.
It really, really screams out for detournement...I'ma make art out of this somehow...
how would you subvert this image to change its political meaning or better yet infuse it with a more radical political meaning that confronts the absurdity of the original?
Put a copy of a fashion mag into her hands?
Put a copy of Jason's Night Nurses in her hands.

. . . just to echo R. John's comment . . .
COVER OF THE 3RD EDITION! There's your image! Just Pam Anderson stretched across the whole cover reading the book!

out now
I do welcome comments that note how completely weird this is.
(Although, I do not welcome comments that imply that imply Pamela Anderson is stupid or whatever. There are plenty of other sites for that.)