People have been passing me on the blogger list which is simply not acceptable. So here you go:
What we have here is a conspiracy between the anti and pro drug people to get kids to smoke weed. The message sent by this add says, "hey kids, do you want your pets to talk? Then light up a fatty yo." I guess reverse psychology is the way to go.
9-11 Truth? Old news.
Titanic Truth? Really old news.
Find out what the government has been hiding.
I didn't know people still cared about the British pop "sensation" the Spice Girls. Well apparently, Scary Spice has been knocked up by Eddie Murphy. Their offspring is predicted to have a successful future since his parents are total failures.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/03/people.melaniebrown.ap/index...
During work, I have a tendency to jot down things that are funny to me and lame to everyone else.
-Like everyone else, I admit to peeing in the shower. At one time it cost me my membership to the YMCA. Apparently, no one else wanted to play piss tag.
-I want to invent a line of wine coolers that appeals exclusively to hardcore lesbians. This will earn my line of alcohol the nickname "butch beer."
-I'm writing a memoir based on a purchase I made at a vending machine in a rehabilitation clinic. The title is going to be, "A Million Reese's Pieces."
-Potatoes get a lot of head.
-My friends frequently tell me that if I were to meet myself from high school, he would kick my ass.
Don't show up looking like this:
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there is someone else in the world that shares my love for the movie Fried Green Tomatoes.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070324/ap_on_fe_st/brazil_fried_husband;_yl...
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2827806/channel/viralvideo
Must have been a slow news day. I've seen better reporting on the 700 Club.
http://www.fortcollinsweekly.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&...
We are all doomed. The second coming of Xenu is near.Repent to the true God known as L.Ron Hubbard
I'm bored as Hell. Just wanted to throw that out there.
This past tuesday, my county was successful in passing a citizen initiative that would force police officers to make marijuana possession arrests their lowest priority. The passing of this initiative was surprising to me as I believed that the supporters of the initiative would be too high to vote on election day.
When it comes to the herb, I believe in utilising it for medical use. As for recreational use, I have no support. Tutoring stoners in your Algebra two class shapes your perspective on the issue.
To quote South Park, "There is a time and place for everything, college." So if you see a guy over the age of 50 with a pony tail and the smell of the magical flower, mug him and steal his nickel bag.
out now