During work, I have a tendency to jot down things that are funny to me and lame to everyone else.
-Like everyone else, I admit to peeing in the shower. At one time it cost me my membership to the YMCA. Apparently, no one else wanted to play piss tag.
-I want to invent a line of wine coolers that appeals exclusively to hardcore lesbians. This will earn my line of alcohol the nickname "butch beer."
-I'm writing a memoir based on a purchase I made at a vending machine in a rehabilitation clinic. The title is going to be, "A Million Reese's Pieces."
-Potatoes get a lot of head.
-My friends frequently tell me that if I were to meet myself from high school, he would kick my ass. I, however, believe that I would have the upper hand since I would sucker punch me while I was crying. Of course, this is nothing worth beating myself over.
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