This is a hoot.

No. Fucking. Way.

You wonder how a cohort of youth can be clueless enough to forge a trail from Rites of Spring to the abomination that passes for emo today, and then you look at their parents and the so-called responsible adults of society, and it becomes all too clear.

I blame the internet.

I am so glad that I am not in high school any more and have to deal crazy adults trying to figure me out.

North Dakota!

I can see that this crackpot news team really did their homework on the subject. The

It's great that they are offhandedly promoting such a bigoted, shitheaded song.

!

How completely retarded the phrase 'emo' is.

Also: Why are so many stupid people still walking around? And how come they aren't my slaves? And why didn't I think of a cutting board for where to cut yourself first?

Before I show up at your apartment unannounced and force you to sit there while I cry uncontrollably.

And just so you know, I would probably require at least 6 hours of tear-filled, grappling hugs and sentiments of affirmation.

Soulless bigot.