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Tom Cruise is Jesus

by benjamitis | 01/30/2007

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We are all doomed. The second coming of Xenu is near.Repent to the true God known as L.Ron Hubbard

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wow
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Submitted by r.john on Tue, 01/30/2007 - 11:15pm.

what are you going to do next, make fun of hindus or jews?


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Despite popular request, no.
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Submitted by benjamitis on Tue, 01/30/2007 - 11:53pm.

What I should have mentioned is that this is the supplementCruise needs to boost his ego.


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heck well then I will
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Submitted by r.john on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 9:04am.

Its all science fiction and fantasy bullshit.

The jews think some Sadist in the Clouds and appears as Tongues of Flame, gave them landlord status on some rundown property in the middle of some desert. Oh, and they are the "chosen" people who are waiting for some eternal messiah to return to build some temple.

The christians are a bunch of zombie worshipping cannibals. Their god wants you to do everything from abstain from sexual relations until marriage, make a lot of money in real estate, and talks to his servants through high tech looking headset microphones on stages in front of megacongregations or in the middle of deep dark africa.

The Hindus worship Elephant Men, believe that a multiarmed blue woman sleeping with a lotus blossom growing out of her belly button. Oh and that belly button flower has a little man in it who is totally making up the world. Then there is that whole multiple lives, reincarnation and levels of humanity/superbeing that determine you sad sorry lot in life, sometimes where other people are not allowed to touch you. What a miserable existence that would be!


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Submitted by benjamitis on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 10:32am.

couldn't have said it better myself.


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And on a sidenote
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 10:42am.

A search for "Xenu" on the Scientology Web site turns up no matches.

Is it possible that they are attempting to distance themselves from the root of their beliefs?

Bad PR I suppose.


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Hey, John,
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Submitted by Alan on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 5:13pm.

you forgot to diss the Muslimen.


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what about them
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Submitted by r.john on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 9:44pm.

Islams just squished the Jew and Christian crazy stuff together, the added a five times a day dirt kiss to the mess. Oh and the guarantee of tourism to their ancient amusement parks where the tourists get little in the way of rides and more in the way of more dirt kissing.


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