BILITIS BALK
Real Name: Johnny
Age: 37 verging on 12
Gender: Male/Octopii
Location: Hellington, Aotearoa
Member for: 2 years 5 days
Things I do
My Website: http://www.myspace.com/johnnyvonkobra
My Band: http://www.myspace.com/drugfucked
My Interests
Favorite Bands: Most Polka music, Nana Moskouri, The Magical Pan Pipes of George Zamfir, any soft porn soundtracks
Favorite Books: The Haynes Manual for the 1973 Ford Cortina
Favorite Zines: I like any magazine that has pictures of dead celebrities
Favorite Films: Most home made soft porno especially those involving amphibians
More About Me
I am a borderline psychopath with deep feelings of resentment and self-loathing which I tend to inflict upon others. I am also a Cephalopod.
