I took hallucinogens with 2 beautiful sisters for 2 days and turned up to work today to find 2 guys from Saaatchi & Saatchi waiting for me with an interview and camera. It seems I may become part of a national ad campaign.
We're not in Kansas anymore.
You had 2 guys from Saatchi & Saatchi waiting and you were still popping drugs?
You were just our comeback kid, right?
WTF you doing?
You see, over here we have these legal drugs with a thing called BZP and THPP in them, they're called Herbal Highs but they're not herbal in any way shape or form and me ad these ladies who were visiting me went and bought a bunch of them to take care of the crashing hangovers we had. So we got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fucked up on them, went and bought some more, and drank for another night. Then they went home. Then I went home and crashed for a day. These things have incredibly bad comedowns. But for all intents and purposes they're like Ecstasy.
Anyway.
The NEXT day, I was still pretty wiped out (sometimes it takes like 4 days to come right from these things) and I showed up at work and these guys were waiting. It turns out my boss had sorta popped it on me as a surprise. She hadn't seen me in 2 days so I guess she couldn't have told me they were going to interview me anyway. So I just took it in my stride. But I'm a good actor, so it went well. And these guys seem pretty keen on using me as "talent" in this ad campaign. So, uh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'm not sticking needles in my arm or stealing people's Tv sets.
i'm glad you're not stealing tv's, or sticking needles in your arm.
if that saatchi guy (is it charles?) shows up, hopefully he'll bring along nigella lawson.
and when you have your own tv show, johnny, don't forget us here at pp.com.
Yes.
I think that sometimes I am quite silly.
I was about to justify myself, but basically you're right.
out now
I think I NEED to eat at your restaurant. Seriously.