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 <title>Cooking with Contraceptives of Convuluted Consistency</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Has there ever been a period where more teens have been impregnated than now? Mediocre girls either cant keep their tender little legs closed or they think that their partner will lower their “willing” cred if they request a condom. Poor girls, so blind. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By the way, i stole the title and modified it according to Miranda&#039;s comment.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:59:18 -0400</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;To this day, I have not found a movie frightening enough. Honestly, I&#039;ve walked away from every horror movie disappointed because no movie has ever &quot;scared&quot; me enough.&lt;br /&gt;
I urge you to tell me about a horror movie that I can say has truly scared me.&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ve gotten: &quot;Oh, you should check out The Ring, or The Grudge.&quot; Those movies have poor special effects, no effective plot, and no dramatical or impressive acting. Simply a diseased chick who does not have the human mental capacity to stand up-right.&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;ve all seen Linda Blair vomit that toxic waste on that poor holy righteous man, nothing scary about a neck twisting levitation. Ive learned now that, &quot;All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy&quot;, and by that i&#039;ve also learned that Jack Nicholson was far more demented in Anger Management.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.punkplanet.com/beetlejuice/blog/peliculas&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:17:46 -0400</pubDate>
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