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It's been a while, no?

benjamitis — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:58:28 -0400

People have been passing me on the blogger list which is simply not acceptable. So here you go:

What we have here is a conspiracy between the anti and pro drug people to get kids to smoke weed. The message sent by this add says, "hey kids, do you want your pets to talk? Then light up a fatty yo." I guess reverse psychology is the way to go.

Think you know everything about the Titanic?

benjamitis — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:17:02 -0400

9-11 Truth? Old news.

Titanic Truth? Really old news.

Find out what the government has been hiding.

Remember Spice World?

benjamitis — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:05:18 -0400

I didn't know people still cared about the British pop "sensation" the Spice Girls. Well apparently, Scary Spice has been knocked up by Eddie Murphy. Their offspring is predicted to have a successful future since his parents are total failures.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/03/people.melaniebrown.ap/index...

I'm still keeping my day job.

benjamitis — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:12:14 -0400

During work, I have a tendency to jot down things that are funny to me and lame to everyone else.

-Like everyone else, I admit to peeing in the shower. At one time it cost me my membership to the YMCA. Apparently, no one else wanted to play piss tag.

-I want to invent a line of wine coolers that appeals exclusively to hardcore lesbians. This will earn my line of alcohol the nickname "butch beer."

-I'm writing a memoir based on a purchase I made at a vending machine in a rehabilitation clinic. The title is going to be, "A Million Reese's Pieces."

-Potatoes get a lot of head.

-My friends frequently tell me that if I were to meet myself from high school, he would kick my ass.

How To Prevent County Commissioners From Amending Your Mary Jane Initiative

benjamitis — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 22:07:29 -0400

Don't show up looking like this:

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As hard as it is to believe.....

benjamitis — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:24:51 -0400

there is someone else in the world that shares my love for the movie Fried Green Tomatoes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070324/ap_on_fe_st/brazil_fried_husband;_yl...

This is a hoot.

benjamitis — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:39:39 -0500

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2827806/channel/viralvideo

Must have been a slow news day. I've seen better reporting on the 700 Club.

Tom Cruise is Jesus

benjamitis — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:55:05 -0500

http://www.fortcollinsweekly.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&...

We are all doomed. The second coming of Xenu is near.Repent to the true God known as L.Ron Hubbard

I'm as depressed as the fourteen year old girl who writes lyrics for Nickelback.

benjamitis — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:13:02 -0500

I'm bored as Hell. Just wanted to throw that out there.

What else would you expect from a hippie college town.

benjamitis — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:48:15 -0500

This past tuesday, my county was successful in passing a citizen initiative that would force police officers to make marijuana possession arrests their lowest priority. The passing of this initiative was surprising to me as I believed that the supporters of the initiative would be too high to vote on election day.
When it comes to the herb, I believe in utilising it for medical use. As for recreational use, I have no support. Tutoring stoners in your Algebra two class shapes your perspective on the issue.
To quote South Park, "There is a time and place for everything, college." So if you see a guy over the age of 50 with a pony tail and the smell of the magical flower, mug him and steal his nickel bag.