I really don't know why I do this.
I mean, cooking shows. I rarely cook. I live off of vegetarian Mexican food, Chinese food, bad sushi, pizza, coffee, beer, cheese sammiches from 7-11 at 4 am.
And yet, I find myself drawn to stupid TV cooking shows like stuff on the Food Network, public access (like that dude Ming), even reruns of them fat old British ladies...I sit absorbed in it as if I fucking understand and am totally gonna try these on a lazy Sunday...you know, after I get up at 2 pm because I was either out drinking or watching some shitty monster movie the night before.
Oooh, a special on taquito's is on! Cool...
You don't have any food and you have no intentions to cook.
They make it possible to eat Raisin Bran without milk and semi-rubbery celery with peanut butter and actually enjoy it.
Essentially, they make it possible to enjoy the scraps of your current grocery supply, and you might get an idea or two that you may or may not use.
Never buy this shit, though. It's really dangerous when confronted with the lazy hungers. :(