As Shanikqua gently rested her little paws onto the chipped white metal of cage, bead jumped from the top level and body slammed Shanikqua into the food bowl. Poor Shanikqua was in shock. My mother comes in to play, and shuts the cage door on Shanikqua Jacksons tail.
The End.
MY POOR BABY!. I cant go to school now...I must tend to Shanikqua.
Shanikqua is a wonderful name for a pet rat. It reminds me of this atrocious street hooker in the Tenderloin that had these chaotic looking herpes sores all around her mouth. $5 for oral would have been a good deal otherwise...