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version 5.0 of people who bother me
Category: WTF?
people who bother me 5.0 ( a bit more random than the previous )
I know you had to read the other ones… here are some more to add to your collection..
1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish)
2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what’s wrong with that?
3. When visitors show up unannounced when your still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and ask for food… then they stalk you until you feed them and then they have the audacity to
ask for a ride home… they don’t give gas money!!! cockfaced doucheholes
4. People who are clearly balding …Thinking they are standing tall they refuse to face facts and try to grow there bangs out… WTF?
5. People who still shop at Hot topic… I know you love your super wide leg chain pants but come on already just for like 1 day try to fit in. No one thinks you are cool and mysterious, they think you are going to stuff a bomb in your trenchcoat and hit up a high school.
6. Those who have no teeth look at you and try to act like they look normal and get nervous there by forcing suction to happen hurling there lips into there mouth… creepy get a set of dentures or at least invest in
wax lips (10 cents yo)
7. people who talk at you, not because they have a super important point to make, they just don’t hear you, or care what you have to say, they love the sound or screech of there own hellish dying cat voice.
8. People on Social Security who go out and purchase 1200 lazy boy chairs so that they can spend more time watching tv and less time trying to find a job.
9. An Icemaker… The opposite of ice breaker. You meet this person and immediately become immersed in the most awkward night of your life…basically they suck hole
10. The “13th” stepper , you know that Guy who goes to AA meetings to meet hot babes…..normally comes equipped with a skinny greasy porn stash, also like ridding his tiny “motorcycle” around the parking lot in a vain effort to look like a rebel.
11. Chuck Norris….
12. People who are religious in any way… if Jesus wrote us magazine would you follow it verbatim as the law of god? no so why the bible you useless brainwashed fucking cumquat. (go ahead get mad, I know I am already booked a
spot in the 9th layer of hell…) BTW Jesus called and he is bullshit that you think he was a virgin when he died..
(Faith is fantastic… But it does not cost money, have faith at home)
13. People who keep clearing there throat, straight hacking to gain a few seconds of “thinking time” before answering a question.
14. people that when you meet them you say, Nice to meet you, and they reply “that’s yet to be seen” oh hahah you made a funny… also reverts back to Ice maker
15. People Disagree strongly with everything anybody says, they say um NOOOO….
um I think it’s this way… you have proof they are wrong however they have to be right
16. Guys from NH they wear only bum equipment sweatshirts with turtlenecks and tapered wrangler jeans with work boots and a REAL gas station or hooters hat… WTF
17. Girls who say they don’t poop
18. Girls that say they eat when clearly they eat skinless grapes *we know….
19. Bitches who rock a bathing suit with a skirt attached…. We fucking know you have fat legs, what are you trying to hide? Show that shit, unless you have a strange unnamed skin infection…
in which case don’t go outside
20. Paris Hilton, BORING
21. 15 year old girls on myspace all of them, there angled pictures, there HIDEOUS taste in both boys and music, there incessant need to add x’s and the word sex to any and all info posted about them on the website.
22. Men who send cock pictures to you and expect a reply something along the lines of Wow nice cock, let’s fuck…
23. mustaches… all men with them and yes women fucking wax for Christ sake…
24. Dudes in white baseball caps… you rapists ( why must you “mosh” it is so fucking Embarrassing !!!!)
I have got 1000’s of these I
will post em often…
Hey R.John, I think #23 was about you.