The one thing that America doesn't have on any other country is accent. For the point of this story I will completely ignore the semi-accents that are pervasive in different regions such as the laid back California accent (think valley girl, remove brain and say 'like' repeatedly for example: Like I was at the mall and like there was so many sales it was SO like weird and like OMFG I saw Billy there and he was all like "Hey Brittany" and I was like "as If"...) Of course there is the always charming souhtern accent but it has never been proven if people purposly talk that slow/backwards or if it is just the result of alcohol poisoning and/or a NASCAR overdose. Oh the Northeast Boston/New York ones are nice and annoying also but maybe its just cause it seems like even when having the most tame conversation with someone from New York their picking a fight with you or accusing you of looking at their sister.
So anyway, long story short-erish every other country has such a better accent than America. Americans speak so dryly, its plain it can't be called an accent cause nothing is accented (is that a word) its the diet vanilla soy bean of languages. People try to spice it up with slang and made up words such as shizzle and mizzle and yo yo yo's but thats just retarded-G. Its like calling your self MC Hammer then to get more gangster you just go by Hammer its just dumb. Hence America's solution to not having their own accent is to strip the language down to the bare bones minimum then go further to get an anti-accent because basically its people using words in the most ignorant uneducated means possible: ebonics "Yo dawg ya str8 b hatin on my ho, gotsa kep it fly, dats how I roll son." Shit, I don't care though if someone wants to butter their bread upside down; more power to them but if they want credit for dumbass idea they can go eat their own asses cause I have the right to think its fucktarded. God bless America!
Maybe I'm just jealous cause some countrys can sound evil and bad ass without trying German for example. That language scares me Rammstein could be singing about petting bunnys is a peaceful meadow but I would never know and those words would still sound awesomely dark and evil! Or on the other end of the spectrum the Irish accent I could listen to that all day ... as I eat lucky charms ... I'm just bitching I know this but can't we do any better?
