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Dentist/Cheating Boyfriend.

Emil_ee
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Yesterday I had to go to the dentist. You know that little plastic cover they put over the seat? Well, it was covered in sticky crap and dandrif from the dude before me. What the hell.

Then, they started poking around my gums, and my mouth filled with blood. Thanks Ester. Thanks alot.

Next, they discovered a cavity. They poked it.

I screamed. Then, as I looked up at the dentist through the blinding white light, I realized that the dentist had white nose hairs and a couple boogers.
Some comical relief...but I could have sworn one fell on me. Ew.
Also, why the fuck did they keep asking me how school was?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN TALK WITH A TUBE IN MY MOUTH SUCKING OUT ALL MY SALIVA?
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I have discovered my cunt loving, dickfaced boyfriend has been lying and cheating on me.
So I decided to hack his myspace.

Last night he told me he and his friend Jared were going paintballing tomorow.
But as I was reading his emails, I found out that he was not going painting balling with Jared.
He was doing who knows what with one of the many X girlfriends hes been hanging out with lately.

I gave this guy alot.
He thinks I cant break up with him.
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I can...just not today.
And Id appreciate it if you scum bags dont make me feel worse then me and my cavities already do now.

‹ Don't Go to Bed with No Price on Your HeadhAPPY 4:20 ›
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raph
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from an old coot...

young love sucks.

hope ya feel better.

the end.


Fri, 04/13/2007 - 1:10pm login or register to post comments

Gordon lamb
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good

The juxtaposition of these two stories is actually pretty good.


Sun, 04/15/2007 - 4:17pm login or register to post comments

Emil_ee
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:] :] :]

Gordon lamb wrote:
The juxtaposition of these two stories is actually pretty good.

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.

shut up.

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Mon, 04/16/2007 - 8:01pm login or register to post comments

r.john
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(o).(o)

love is the cavity in the soul.
the weakness that excuses all your drinking.

Get started, little meth head, drink away the pain.

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Mon, 04/16/2007 - 9:39pm login or register to post comments

Gordon lamb
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Get off

Don't tell me to shut up unless you understand what I'm saying. Take a few college-level comparative literature courses and you'll figure it out.


Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:05am login or register to post comments

r.john
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<<<<i>>>>>

In conclusion, emilee is too young to begin dating.
she should still be collecting puffy stickers of care bears or some shit.

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Tue, 04/17/2007 - 7:46am login or register to post comments

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ouch

sorry bout the teeth and the boy... and that's all I'm going to say, 'cause when I've been drinking I have a tendency to hit on cute young jail bait. Okay? okay.


Tue, 04/17/2007 - 5:18pm login or register to post comments

Emil_ee
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Well.

Once you read my life story, THEN you can be a dick to me. Once you actually KNOW me. Until then, just take your bullshit and shove it up your moms ass.

And by the way, i LOVE care bears.

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Tue, 04/17/2007 - 5:21pm login or register to post comments

necrotizing fas...
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necrotizing fasciitis says:

Actually, as soon as you started posting this drivel, we got a green light to be dicks to you.


Tue, 04/17/2007 - 5:34pm login or register to post comments

r.john
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(())((*))(())

Lets all remove our pants now and see what happens to our dicks!

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Tue, 04/17/2007 - 8:41pm login or register to post comments

Miranda Bastard
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Damn, you creepy assholes are creepy creepy.

Back the fuck away from the underagers, 'kay? Do not force me to get out my castrating knives. Nobody likes carrying their genitalia home in a jar.


Wed, 04/18/2007 - 1:35am login or register to post comments

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Frank

came home to see his brother, only to find he had a sister

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Wed, 04/18/2007 - 6:22am login or register to post comments

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(((::)))

I am sorry. I am just a loner who writes violent, distrubing plays in the relative quiet of my dorm room.

that and I have a very tiny penis.

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Wed, 04/18/2007 - 7:02am login or register to post comments

stabbytiger
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fuck dentists!

you shoulda just tied a string round the bad tooth and tied the other end to a door. did you at least get good drugs?


Wed, 04/18/2007 - 11:25am login or register to post comments

medical.sauce
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hate hate hate homosuperior.

you should've tied that string around your bad neck and then tied the other end to your roof.

SUCK
MY
DICK
SIF


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