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Norman Bates' mother is actually...Norman Bates in drag!

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Bruce Willis's character has been dead all along!

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Luke's hand gets cut off.

Darth Vader claims to be Luke's father!

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Soylent Green is people!

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze!

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The common cold kills aliens!

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To Serve Man...It's a cook book!

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necrotizing fas...

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necrotizing fasciitis says:

I'm a dick.

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R.John sneers

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

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Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty!

He realizes he's not on a different planet at all...he's on EARTH! And it's the FUTURE...after a NUCLEAR WAR!

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Harry Lime really isn't

Harry Lime really isn't dead!

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The heartbeat he hears is not that of the old man he has just murdered...it is his OWN!

He is so nervous about being FOUND OUT that he gives HIMSELF away!

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p.186

Frank came home to see his brother, but he had a sister!

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the whole movie is a flashback!

-jacobs ladder
-the final comedown

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the boat is sinking... di

the boat is sinking... di caprio is drowning... she's left alone on her plank...

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Brad Pitt is Edward Nortons

Brad Pitt is Edward Nortons second personality!

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the aliens were...

...actually a virus or maybe they were supersoldiers and maybe they were working with the government or did they take over the government and they were trying to infect the human race with the virus using bees but then they were doing something else with water but not to worry because there were these other aliens who burned their ey es out fighting the first aliens but then there were other ones without eyes that were in league with the government and there was this kid who could read their minds because he was part alien and there was this smoking villian who died and then he died again and then died again and those two FBI agents hooked up.

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R.John reassures

When the government men show up in their white plastic jump suits and run all those test and E.T. turns into a giant white piece of dog pooh and he dies, well, he really isn't dead. NOPE. He comes back alive.

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man...

r.john wrote:

When the government men show up in their white plastic jump suits and run all those test and E.T. turns into a giant white piece of dog pooh and he dies, well, he really isn't dead. NOPE. He comes back alive.

you know, when i saw that as a kid, i cried on that part. i think we all did. when they take elliot away and they show ET cry...that's harsh shit on a kid. i had to stuff my face in a pillow.

and i prefer to say he turned into a giant powdered donut.

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Scarlett decides to eat.

Rhett doesn't give a damn.

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rosebud is in fact the name

rosebud is in fact the name that was carved on in cradle

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wilkos wrote:

rosebud is in fact the name that was carved on in cradle

Sled.

It's a symbol of Kane's lost youth.

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Seitan wrote:

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze!

...could be...
the only person that actually KNOW who kaiser soze is was that guy who got killed on the boat.
the sailor that's recovering from several burns at the hospital and who's helping for the composite sketch of "kaiser soze" is doing so because he might have only saw kevin spacey during the attack.
spacey could've been just a killer working for kaiser soze...
"kubatachi" character can also be kaiser soze...
or it could be kevin spacey...
or maybe kaiser soze's just a fantasy...
or maybe i am kaiser soze...
or...

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I am boring

I am boring

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"I am boring"

no spoiler there

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she's my sister...she's my daughter...

"SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER!!"

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the black...

the mum killed her, along with the dad's creepy business partner, knocked her out with a bat and then slit her mouth open from ear to ear

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Good Thread

Hope I didn't spoil it for you.

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