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steep
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Give me some advice.

Thanks.

Steve.

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never trust anyone who keeps telling you that they are "too nice."

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 8:36am login or register to post comments

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Advice: don't flash large

Advice:

don't flash large sums of cash in public.

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Mistakes

These are both cautionary tales. Based on real misadventures, no?

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Buy Low

Sell high.


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Oh Yeah, and Also...

Don't take any wooden nickels.


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I just want to know if you speak from experience

Thats all.

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wooden, no

but how about GIANT NICKELS?

If only we knew where to get one from....

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Wisdom.........The free version

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Mon, 10/09/2006 - 8:00am login or register to post comments

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more advice please

I want some more advice. A second opinion, if you will.

Thankyou.

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Drunken Bowie

You should make an LP of covers from Labyrinth. Or at least a single.
Why haven't I thought of this before?!


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nod, smile, back away slowly, make no sudden movements nor any eye contact and NEVER FEED THE ANIMALS!

advice for all situations

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Fri, 04/20/2007 - 6:15pm login or register to post comments

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Hi, Steve

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.


Fri, 04/20/2007 - 8:40pm login or register to post comments

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Eat Pizza

And drink beer.


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If You Want to Know You've Been Hugged

Hug a fat chick.


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stick your thumbs up your ass and fuck yourself and

beware of agent provocateurs


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I like fat girls, Todd.

and I already tried shoving my thumbs up my arse and it didn't really work out that well.

I will investogate the Bowie covers possibilty. But it would probbly be a muzak version of Letter to Hermione.

Keep it coming.

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ps whiskey

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Perhaps You Misunderstand Me, Stephen

I like the well-padded ladies, too.

I meant that when you hug a skinny chick, it is insubstantial, unsatisfactory, leaving much to be desired. It is like hugging a stick.

But when you hug a fat chick, it is warm, soft, enveloping.


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Shit or get off the pot.

Look both ways before crossing the street.

Never trust a hippy.

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Don't trust anyone over thirty

So in other words, don't trust anyone in this thread. Or yourself. Wife. Parents. Pretty much everyone with an inkling of knowledge and perspective. Oh, but that means you can trust Greg and his idea for an LP of Bowie covers.


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Greg is very trustworthy

and I am an albino.

Todd, I don't see how you thought I was disgareeing with you by agreeing with you, because I was agreeing with you by agreeing with you. Ample women are ample. I would say that there should be more of them, but there already is.

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Oh.

Well, it's because on the Internet, there is no inflection.

I was reading your comment as, "Todd, *I* like fat girls," implying that you thought I was saying that I didn't.

On a second reading, I read it as, "Todd, I like fat girls," with basically the same meaning.


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Oh,

Well.

Yeah.

Anyway your advice is good.

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Looky, Stephen

All the advice you'll ever need is right here:


Sun, 04/22/2007 - 3:10pm login or register to post comments

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RUH!


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steep
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Was that show as awesome as the theme?

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Pretty Much

I mean, he had a cockatoo for a sidekick!

A cockatoo, Steve! A cockatoo.


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Advice:

Eat shit. Die.

Lather, rinse, repeat.


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WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

(other than encouraging John?)

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Maybe...

That you were born with a penis?

Just a guess.


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Nah, it was just general advice, not really directed at you in particular.

Todd is welcome to take it personally, though.


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Hrumph

Now, Miranda, that was just darn mean.

Well, you can just go to heck as far as I'm concerned!

[Runs out of forum crying.]


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todd

was funny.

anyway, more advice please. the last lot has run out.

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I miss Todd a lot.

Advice:

Don't go changin'

Don't get any tattoos

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blame the gay stuff on confabulation

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Don't eat too much cheese before bed.

Never order the fish when you eat at a diner.

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Never light three cigarettes with the same match

Always wash your hands before eating

Never trust a man who doesn't part his hair

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never trust a man who claims he doesnt look at porn

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melinda wrote:
never trust a man who claims he doesnt look at porn

TROOF

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lotta trust issues here.

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Life is trust issues.


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Oooh, I got one!

DO NOT DRINK PAINT. No matter how much they offer you to do it.

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