Timely ink explosion

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Location: Boston

I have a real live job interview in two hours and my pen just exploded all over my right hand. That's my shakin' hand! I need that hand to perform my firm-yet-proper handshake!

Maybe she won't notice...
Maybe, actually, I don't care. I am so qualified for this job that I may just get it today. We'll see.

Ben

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You need some...

Fast Orange! Or maybe Lava.

Fri, 12/29/2006 - 1:00pm login or register to post comments

r.john

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Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: Ohio

in all my life

I have always wanted to have a pen to esplode and to be called for jury duty.

but sadly, neither of these things seem to ever happen to me.

Scumfuck Failure Club

Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:57pm login or register to post comments

That Rat Nest B...

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Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: CHICAGOISH

You get the job?

You in good with the company yet?

Hire me on!

Fri, 12/29/2006 - 11:45pm login or register to post comments

Nora Rocket

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Joined: 2006-08-24
Location: Boston

Don't know yet.

I have a work sample to put together and there's the money thing to talk about, but I think my chances are good. If I don't get in, well, it may be back to Chicago for me. Which is not exactly a bad thing, so why worry.

Sat, 12/30/2006 - 12:06pm login or register to post comments

steve

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Joined: 2006-08-25
Location: somewhere in michigan

good luck to ya, lass.

-Too old to be clean, far too young to be broken
-New Model Army

Sat, 12/30/2006 - 12:24pm login or register to post comments

messagereceived

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Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: 60622

Thats right

You could be relegated to Greyslake with Greg, you know?

Sat, 12/30/2006 - 12:26pm login or register to post comments

stabbytiger

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Joined: 2006-08-30
Location: dirty, sweaty south

if a pen explodes on your clothes

it means that the pen is jealous.
actually, you can get ink out of clothes with hairspray. just thought i would pose as martha stewart for a second. now wheres my Makers Mark?!

Mon, 01/01/2007 - 9:32am login or register to post comments

Seitan

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Joined: 2006-08-24
Location: Where Will the Little Green Man Be Next?

I Wonder Whatever Happened with This

Did Nora get the job? Did she not? Did the interviewer notice? Etc.

Mon, 12/31/2007 - 7:27pm login or register to post comments

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