What are you a snob about

I'm a snob about womens fashion. Seriously. If I'm talking to some girl and realize I hate her shoes or something I know at that moment I could not date her. I can still be her friends and be nice and all that and would never tell her I hate her shoes (I don't think being mean is good) but I know that we're destined to only be friends.

I'm also a snob about piercings and tattoos. I don't like any of them.

People think I'm a music snob but I'm not. I don't care what people listen to. As long as I don't have to listen to stuff I don't like.

I hate the conventional, Wonder type of "white" bread, but I am by no means a whole-grain exclusivist. I've had good non-whole-grain bread plenty of times. There's a Russian deli that has really good fresh-baked white bread with this crispy golden crust that's really terrific.

But I'm with you on iceberg, American cheese, and franchise restaurants. I might also add: canned meats, parmesan in a can and baloney of the Oscar Meyer variety.

ive worked making coffe for maybe 1 year now call me a noob if you like and that i dont know anything well let me tell you i have a full out blown coffee addiction i love coffee and i love trying new coffee drinks from around the world my 5 top best coffees have to be: 1.cuban colada
2.cortadito
3.the real cafe con leche
4.vietnamese style coffee with condenced milk
5.coffee grinds and chocolate chips
here is the explenation for the ones that have no clue what am talking about Number 1 is kind of like a tall expresso but much much more stronger and since they use cuban beans the coffee is not sour shit water its smooth and you only need a little bit of sugar and your set for the day. Number 2 is a shot of expresso and hot milk drink that with a cupcake or a smoke and your in cafeine heaven. Number 3 the real cafe con leche is a latte but from south america here its too god damned strong and 2% milk is from hell. Number 4 Vietnamese style with condensed milk its awsome its strong smooth creamy and sweet as hell one of the best kinds. Finaly number 5 was invented by me and my friends in a drunken night we didnt want to fall sleep so in our drunken minds we decided that it would be a good idea to eat coffee grinds with chocolate chips.

Probably writing.

I'm a terrible grammar Nazi. Even though I've been accused of being a terrible editor, I'm such a stickler for grammar it hurts sometimes. Plus, when people write/type how they speak informally with friends, sometimes it's so painful to read I bleed from my eyes.

This makes using the Internet a hate/love sort of thing.

I am not entirely sure how to answer.

There are things in life I prefer,
but they would be easily identified
by the general populace.

And I don't get upset by anyone's personal
choices unless that choice happens to be
standing on an escalator.

fuckin jerks

Hey, you're the jerk, pal, all right? You're the jerk. Escalators are meant for standing on. Why else have an escalator?

I suppose you also flap your arms to help an airplane along and use your feet in your car a la Fred Flintstone.

It's called technology, you freaking Luddite. And it's meant to do the work for us. Use it.

No YOU are the jerk!

You and all other escalaxors!

Those were invented to move people faster
and so people who are leading lives wouldn't
get stuck behind motherfuckers who need oxygen
and base camps trying to reach the Husky Gap.

Also if you need more than one second to figure
out exactly when to step onto an escalator
you need new shoes or therapy, it isn't a goddamn
train, this decision will not lead to injury I promise.
These people must lose there shit at the luggage
carousel.

...though it's also the kind of pedantry that indicates to me that the pedant might be someone on with whom I'd like to get it, being all hot for grammar as I am...

I'm a punctuation and capitalization snob.

i really hate when people write like this just cuz yr on teh internet doesn't mean u haf to write in no caps liek this

See, it makes u stoopid.

Where's that emoticon with the googly eyeballs?

See, if you would have only ended that last sentence sans "thank you very much," you could have actually ended your sentence with a preposition, making the entire post deliciously self-referential!

Actually, I'm not as much of a grammar snob as that post would make. me. out. to. be?

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