Thank You Again, ALDI!

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Joined: 2006-08-24
Location: Where Will the Little Green Man Be Next?

So I went up to my ALDI's, and I got like a week-and-a-half's worth of food for just shy of $32.00.

I got me some ALDI's cookies. C'mere, cookies! I will crunch your crispity asses.

I got me some ALDI's cheese. Lots of ALDI's cheese. Mmmm. Delicious, creamy, melty, sexy cheese. How you doin', cheese? I'm-a gobble you up!

I got me some ALDI's po-ta-toes. Scalloped, even. W'sup, all y'all tater bitches? I'm-a eatchoo!

I even got me some ALDI's puddin'. Get over here, puddin'...lemme lick you!

Christoph

Posts: 86
Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: Big Lick, VA

Racist.

Wed, 02/28/2007 - 11:33am login or register to post comments

Christoph

Posts: 86
Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: Big Lick, VA

Also, it is hilarious that a

Also, it is hilarious that a week's worth of food for you is cookies, cheese, dried potatoes, and pudding. You are a man baby.

Wed, 02/28/2007 - 11:34am login or register to post comments

stabbytiger

Posts: 595
Joined: 2006-08-30
Location: dirty, sweaty south

goddamn it!

im living on grape nuts, $1 jack in the crack burgers and 2 for $1 tacos (picadillo!). and anything you can smoke out of foil. ah being an unemployed painter.

Wed, 02/28/2007 - 1:02pm login or register to post comments

Thank You Again, ALDI!

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