Lame Planet

by JohnnyBonehead | 07/21/2007

I’ve been reading Punk Planet for years and always thought it was cool. Over the years they even printed a couple of nice reviews of my bands’ releases, so I know they got taste. When I got the last issue, I decided I would check out their website hoping that there would be cool stuff there too.

Was I fucking disappointed. I’ve been visiting this site for several weeks now and I can honestly say that this is one of the most non-punk planets around. This place is fucking lame. It seems populated by whiny underage girls and whinier uber-dorks. Where the fuck is the punk? Threads about Harry Potter, Dr Who and some douche bag’s heart palpitations. Sinker should have kept the magazine going and pulled the plug on this place.

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Where the fuck is the punk?

Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 1:57pm.

Why don't you start the 1,000th "what is punk?" thread. You should because these are often started by fake accounts.

xoxo

The Douche Bag with Heart Palpitations.

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Submitted by r.john on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 2:15pm.

did you not see the punk credentials on the wall when you first came in?

in short, I was throwing beer bottles at cop cars back when you were watching Voltron.

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Submitted by kashinova on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 2:38pm.

If you been scoping the place for as long as you say, I will assume that you are aware that your first post here was the lamest, douche-bag remark posted here in weeks.

Anyway, we have a strict ban on washed-up rockabilly punks, so don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Submitted by JohnnyBonehead on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 6:11pm.

Great. The Douche bag, the Dr Who dork, and the King of the Assholes respond. I’m flattered. At least the first knows he’s a pussy and doesn’t try to hide it with bravado. But the King of the Assholes is just jealous he didn’t make the crack about boning a lesbian’s ex-girlfriend. I’ve been scoping these boards long enough to know that my post was neither lamer nor more asinine than any of yours.

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Submitted by kashinova on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 8:20pm.

Yawn.

soooo

Submitted by lewis on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 10:02pm.

JohnnyBonehead wrote:

If you didn't like it initially why'd you continue "scoping it for weeks"? I mean I even post on this board and I can barely find the time to really scope it out. Between styling my mohawk, beating the shit out of poseurs, drinking 40's, and rolling bones - you know. Try these they might be a little more up your alley:

http://community.hottopic.com/messageboard/posts.asp

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/

Submitted by meabsolutely on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 11:08pm.

How exhausted is this post, really?
~All I ever wanted was to be your spine~

Submitted by Costacide on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 12:50am.

This really hurt. Like, DEEP DOWN INSIDE at my soul. I mean, I don't know if I can go on anymore or just go cry.

Submitted by maggieloveshopey on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 5:13am.

JohnnyBonehead wrote:

Great. The Douche bag, the Dr Who dork, and the King of the Assholes respond.

Ignorant dickhead. I'm the Doctor Who dork.

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Submitted by r.john on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 8:17am.

dork is the new skinhead anyway.

stop the dork train

Submitted by berbercarpet on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 11:29am.

r.john wrote:

dork is the new skinhead anyway.

woah woah woah.

wait.

when was skinhead replaced?

why wasn't i notified?

does this mean i have to get black laces now?

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Submitted by r.john on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 2:17pm.

OI! OI! OI! is now NANU NANU!

as the Darvocets sing "DO THE CROP CIRCLE!"

um yeah..about that

Submitted by L0ve1sAmiXedTaP3 on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 11:14pm.

JohnnyBonehead wrote:

It seems populated by whiny underage girls

Um yeah honey, you do realize that you wrote a blog whining about whining, right?? So are you just one of those whiny underage girls populating this site?? Hmmm...

Oh yeah by the way, I love your attempted "Lame Planet" insult. Really, it was very, very clever, and extremely well thought out.

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Submitted by kashinova on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 7:52pm.

honey

It's kinda painful to hear obviously young girls try to communicate as if they were middle-aged.

Johnnyasswipe

Submitted by GEEK on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:41pm.

I callin yo out foo! Name tha time and tha place! I will wipe da flo' wit yo emo balz!

sorry it's habit

Submitted by L0ve1sAmiXedTaP3 on Sun, 07/29/2007 - 8:49pm.

I call everyone either honey or sweetheart. I don't know how it started.

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