How is everybody doing today??

I tore a mussel yesterday, so today I'm hurtin'. Aside from that, things are okay.

"How's everybody doin?" Well, if that's not an open invitation to a full blown bitch fest, I don't what is. So: One of my two front teeth that my buddy knocked out like five years and is now an awesome plastic implant has been causing me great pain and is getting all loose. I'll probably have to get it removed so soon I'll look like a right old crack o' lantern. My asthma has been getting so bad I think it's turning into full scale emphysema and I haven't been able to sleep at night 'cause I need to concentrate really hard on getting oxygen to my brain and shit. Oh, and I just moved last week from the friggin ghetto of Jamaica, Queens so I could be closer to my ball sucking job that I hate and I was tired of riding the subway for 3 hours everyday. Guess what my boss tells me yesterday? The operation's gonna be moving to the friggin ghetto of Jamiaca, Queens. Aside from that, everything else is slightly less shitty. Aren't you glad you asked?

Alan, that sucks. Probably from all that head banging you've been doing to your Avril Lavigne CD's.

I'm about to go get some lunch so the day is turning out fairly mediocre but could look up later on.

how we were going to break out of the navel-gazing morosity.

today i'm making fried chicken for the staff. I think it'll be pretty good.

I'm journeying to the AMC shortly, so I'll be heading Detroitward later tonight. I am surprisingly good. Looking forward to talking to people I've met at past conferences, and meeting new people. Kind of weirded out because I found out that someone from my hometown is going (I've never run into anyone else from GR there before).

Any of you Fall of Autumn muscle-tearers (muscle-terrors?) going to be there?

I already had two large ice coffees from Dunkin Donuts ("Quick and delish" sez Rachael Ray) and have yet to completely wake up. Lots of heshers in bad bloooze bands calling/emailing the office today looking for record deals and giving attitude because I won't fax them a contract on the spot.

For example: http://www.myspace.com/FullThrottleCC

But then who will our table make awkward advances towards?

Also, :(

p.s. feel better!

Well, today is my lady friend's birthday. And it is a big one. So I made her breakfast, just took her out to lunch, and will be taking her to a nice restaurant this evening. Which is cool, except I'm broker than a muthafucka. I'm gonna make cupcakes with my firstborn when she gets up from her nap. She is an ace helper in the kitchen. I've got a lot of work to do, but I'm taking the day off and just chilling with the family. But it's 1 pm and I'm jonesin' for a beer already. When I do finally get that beer, I'll toast my lady friend -- and secretly thank my lucky stars that I don't have things as bad as my Mack. Jeezus bro, you're bringin' me down.

I am extreamly dizzy today, but happy despite it all. I have to work from 2 - 10 today and am thinking about bringing my kitten with. I am a reading machine.

~All I ever wanted was to be your spine~

I have one of those canker sore things in my mouth and it hurts like hell! But it could be worse, much worse.

i would rather be BOATING

Loving the kick-ass sunny NYC weather. I need to make a summer mix for today.

i thought i was having a bad day because my bike got a flat on the way into work, then i checked my email to find out that a good friend from college got into a horrific car accident and is still unconscious and in the icu at jackson memorial in miami.

so yeah. today kinda sucks.