I may be in the hospital, but I'm really excited about something. In less than 24 days, I will be 18!!! Yeah most of you probably don't care, but I am excited. So yeah...lol that's it.
Okay so I'm pretty excited
And yet you still felt compelled to get an allegedly kick-ass alleged tattoo while not of age. Just couldn't wait those last few months.
We wish to see this so-called tattoo, so get an orderly to get a snap before you're discharged, 'k?
Happy Birthday to Bella,
Happy Birthday to you,
I'm kinda sorta sorry
I made fun of your alleged kickass, sexay hawt tattoo.
You're eighteen years old,
You can buy smokes and porn,
You can vote for some assholes,
and go die in a war.
But you still can't buy beer.
No beer for you.
but now you can get a real, legal
kickass, sexay hawt tattoo!
WHY IS IT THAT YOU ARE IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN?
I mean the first time I was like "whatever," but now, now I want to know.