right, so im fully pissed cause my phone was stolen...now normally i would just accept it and buy another phone but this time there is a story to go with it!!!
well anyway, i went out clubbing with my mate heather right. both completely smashed and heather thinks its a brilliant idea to take 4 random guys back to the flat. yeah great idea.
by the time i got back, heather was in the room with 2 guys, one fully nude except for his shoes, the other still with his pants on and both with errections.
naturally, i started yelling at them to get the fuck out of my flat...i probably wouldnt have goten so angry if the other two hadnt drunk half my alcohol and raided my fridge. and cause im a weak pussy, i couldnt kick them out by myself cause they kept coming back, luckily my excellent sister and her girlfriend - that you dont want to fuck with when shes angry - werent far away
anyway, the reason im angry...THEY TOOK MY PHONE PLUS HEATHERS AND MY WALLET!!!! i mean really, those fucking wankers
(not sure if the nude guy found his clothes)
Post photos or it never happened.