Alone, and hopped up on beer and sugar...I bet Aaron is beating off to internet porn RIGHT NOW!
Alone, and hopped up on beer and sugar...I bet Aaron is beating off to internet porn RIGHT NOW!
Blog/thread EVER.
Unfortunately it was generated by The Ditcher, but whatever.

out now
Did someone say my name?
FYI, I don't beat off to porn anymore. I just massage my penis vigorously as I play Civilization IV.