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Dragging it up

by Miranda Bastard | 04/01/2007 | in binding | drag | fun | gender | lesbians | mustaches | winning

So, I won a drag king contest last night. I looked like this:

But with this mustache:

Oh, you know you want it.

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ahahah what the hell
Submitted by Famous on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 4:52pm.

ahahah what the hell

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necrotizing fasciitis says:
Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 5:22pm.

Looks like Against Me! is attracting dopey fans these days.

Congrats, Miranda.

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John Waters...
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 6:36pm.

has to use permanent marker or eye liner. That so isn't even hair anymore.


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Oh, two minutes of research proves me correct.
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 6:39pm.

JW: I don't even realise I have a moustache anymore, I've done it for so long. I just shave it from the top every day, clip it about twice a week from the bottom, and if I miss I just draw it on!


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hotttt
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Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 6:39pm.

but why are you not posting the actual pictures?


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Submitted by Miranda Bastard on Sun, 04/01/2007 - 11:15pm.

Thanks, everyone.

Famous, don't make me give you a lesson on the pissin', passin packer. Seriously. Keep your phobias and suburban close-minded bullshit out of my blogs.

Anne: I haven't posted photos because my camera has unfortunately been out of commission for about a month. My partner in crime got one picture on her camera phone. I will see about getting her to email that to me.


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subject
Submitted by Famous on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 6:45am.

necrotizing fasciitis wrote:
Looks like Against Me! is attracting dopey fans these days.

Congrats, Miranda.

that's unfortunately true.
That and the fact that you seem to know who they are..

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necrotizing fasciitis says:
Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 8:41am.

Famous wrote:
necrotizing fasciitis wrote:
Looks like Against Me! is attracting dopey fans these days.

Congrats, Miranda.

that's unfortunately true.
That and the fact that you seem to know who they are..

I think I sort of get the drift of that garbled comment, depite it lacking any internal or external logic. Let me try to draw out your point.

I called you dopey because you made a dopey comment, and I pointed out the irony of that dopey comment which, in spirit, is in complete contradiction to the ideas and sentiments espoused by the anarcho-punk band you listed in your profile as your favorite. In turn, you try to suggest that I am the dopey one, based on the fact that I (appropriately) insulted you.

Of course, even aside from your weak excuse for trying to turn my insult around on me, you botched it completely in the execution. By using "That and..." instead of "Based on...", you made me scratch my head for a few minutes, and completely diffused any impact your "spurned child" retort might have on me. Not to mention completely validating my initial assertion.

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dude..
Submitted by Famous on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 2:33pm.

necrotizing fasciitis wrote:
Famous wrote:
necrotizing fasciitis wrote:
Looks like Against Me! is attracting dopey fans these days.

Congrats, Miranda.

that's unfortunately true.
That and the fact that you seem to know who they are..

I think I sort of get the drift of that garbled comment, depite it lacking any internal or external logic. Let me try to draw out your point.

I called you dopey because you made a dopey comment, and I pointed out the irony of that dopey comment which, in spirit, is in complete contradiction to the ideas and sentiments espoused by the anarcho-punk band you listed in your profile as your favorite. In turn, you try to suggest that I am the dopey one, based on the fact that I (appropriately) insulted you.

Of course, even aside from your weak excuse for trying to turn my insult around on me, you botched it completely in the execution. By using "That and..." instead of "Based on...", you made me scratch my head for a few minutes, and completely diffused any impact your "spurned child" retort might have on me. Not to mention completely validating my initial assertion.

ahahah dude I didn't ment to call you anything or to turn against you whatever you think you threw at me, no need to cry ahah there's a world outside your room you know

I was just laughing at your 'comment' and at your general attitude towards everything you unfornately decide to leave your supposed point of view..

but hey, if you're happy that way!

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necrotizing fasciitis says:
Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 3:26pm.

ahahah dude I didn't ment to call you anything or to turn against you whatever you think you threw at me but nevertheless I'm going offer no other credible explanation of my comments and throw in a couple more weak insults to boot.

ahahah.

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necrotizing fasciitis says:
Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 3:29pm.

And what the fuck is up with "ahahah."

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shit dude you're really making nothing outta nothing
Submitted by Famous on Mon, 04/02/2007 - 5:02pm.

well man I'm not going to judge wether this is a good or a bad way for you to spend your time but you ought to disregard the nothing this 'matter' is, still, for your own entertainment and pleasure I'll release your busy life from this important issue.

I read some of your comments to random threads people post here and despite knowing you're probably not an idiot your attitude makes me laugh.
If I made a dumb comment or not that's really not of your business, not because you haven't got the right to say whatever you have to say, but because your concept of judging if someone is dopey or not is wrong.
but who am I to say this right? Right. So neither are you.

As for the 'throughing words up with no particular reason or explanation' of mine is because there is no point in arguing with someone like you after having read your first dumbass comment towards me. So this dude is hillarious is all I can think when reading your words.

(In case of confusion or misunderstading please read this all over again. If the sintoms remain, smoke some good weed and laugh at it too.)

By the way Ahahah stands for laughing. In this case, at you.

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Submitted by necrotizing fas... on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 9:57am.

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Submitted by r.john on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 2:32pm.

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Submitted by r.john on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 2:33pm.

necrotizing fasciitis wrote:


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haha. Is that something to
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Submitted by musikk frenzy on Fri, 05/11/2007 - 9:31am.

haha. Is that something to be proud of?


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Sure
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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Fri, 05/11/2007 - 9:48am.

musikk frenzy wrote:
haha. Is that something to be proud of?

Maybe not as much as being a court-ordered medicated, wannabe Chick-Fil-A employee nut-job, but Diff'rent Strokes fo' Diff'rent Folks... You know:
the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
what might be right for you - might not be right for some...


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Submitted by r.john on Fri, 05/11/2007 - 10:17am.

sometimes I wish i could be a shemale, just so i would have enough crazy in me to lose these unsightly pounds and become david bowie coked up thin. though, I doubt i would make a pretty girl, as i have a huge nose and look rather semitic.


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are you
Submitted by OneGirrlRiot on Sat, 05/12/2007 - 1:22am.

musikk frenzy wrote:
haha. Is that something to be proud of?

are you a Lesbian/Bisexual/Gay/Transgender-phobe or something? Why wouldn't this be something to be proud of?

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