Proof That Punk Is Dead:

lou ferrigno haircut

Shut up, my hair was growing out awkwardly. This was taken a couple days before I took the razor to it.

love the shirt

I use it as toilet paper now.

it was designed to be a tampoon

Even in blob form on a tshirt you fail at getting inside a vagina.

oh snap.

i prefer just to lick around the outsides, anyway.

Where is that rolleyes emoticon when I need it?

That picture makes me happy.

Huh. It makes me sad, but I'm not sure why. I think it's because it makes me realize how fleeting life really is, and yet we squander it, moment by precious moment.

No, now that I think about it, it's because R. John shouldn't have his ideas disseminated on textiles, of all mediums, in addition to everything else. It's just too much.

...in your life in the shape of boobs?

Yes. It's one of the rules you're required to follow after you're given your Lesbian Membership Card.

At least girlfriend gettin' some areola action too.

Oh yes she is.

Word.

p.s.

See? It's a membership requirement.

Are you on Ourchart.com, cause I read like in Newsweek that it's like been created to specifically cater to lesbians and what not.

The only lesbians who use ourchart are the same ones who watch The L Word and talk about how ~accurate~ it is. I'm out of the club, because I try to keep my dyke drama to a minimum.