R.John's Wedding Shit thread
See, I would go to this
But like it's in Ohio, I'm poor, I need to get my hair did etc.
Plus, it screams of anxiety. I'd be anxious for you taking the plunge. I'd be anxious because huge social functions like weddings induce anxiety vomit.
And that's not even mentioning the fact that Miranda--The Sin Witch of my Nightmares--is going to be there. If I were to cry at your wedding I'd want it to be out of joy, not cruelty towards me.
So there's all that.
I like how the invites
Are all lounge-y style snazzy. We walked through that place when were in Cleveland trying to figure out where the hell the door was for the freakin' La Cave Du Vine place was.
If you roll by my place on the way though I will totally knock on your window.
Congrats to you guys John.
Don't be coy, I told you about this.
Red cape. Taunting. Kicking. Making-me-crying.
Okay, so maybe your title should be changed to The Sin Witch of my Nightmare as it was only one nightmare.
It still doesn't diminish the impact.
And we all know that if I rode with Aaron I would never make it there. At least in one piece.
I wish I could go.
I'm betting
You can come look at mine
in april in new orleans if
you want.
in april in new orleans if
you want.
You will have to look through the
fence for the actual thing but
afterwards we will be celebrating
at some bar or another.
I am wearing an astros yarmulke
if that helps.
If we did look at yours and then John's, yours would be bigger. Am I right?
Ben Sez:
I hope R. John is wearing these at his nuptials:
Sorry I can't make it :(
And I've never even been to Cleveland. Much like Anne, I am committed to something that could quite possibly be boring, but is free and may actually have alcohol, though I'm not counting on it.
You kids have fun, but not too much fun. I don't want to hear about any arrests next week. And I also don't want to feel like I missed the event of the year (which I am, but pretend that I'm not, ok?)
congratulations john!
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The wedding is a complete blur, you people. I am pretty sure it was nice, as everyone who was there said as much. But you know how most people are, throw a bunch of lovey dovey at them and they break down all tears and Wolverines! snot bubbs.
My mom read from the Velveteen Rabbit and my dad read a poem by some poet dude. Noelle's dad told a story about leaving her at camp when she was 8 and read a poem. It was real touching, sentimental and super cool.
The dude who married us was some ex-catholic priest who fell in love with and then married one of his older parishioners. He didn't touch no kids, so get that out of your heads right now, wiseguys. He brought some of that Son of Man boosheets into the ceremony and called Noelle, Nicole, but other than that was a pretty good sport about the whole sheebang.
Later that evening, we rented the BSIDE Liqour Lounge for a party of coworkers and friends. We had a good time and there should be more photos soonish.
We also raised roughly 600 dollars for three local charities (Cleveland Food Bank, Cleveland Reads, and The City Mission), as we asked the guests to donate what they would normally give to us as a wedding gift.
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here is the link with the professional photos.
I look rather bad in some of them.
AWESOME!
http://www.perfectimageltd.com/piche/
This explains most of what it is.
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I was just wondering what Groomsmen gifts did you receive at your wedding.
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