Yeah, real "punk," fartfaces.
"Go to the store and get some pumpkin pie filling like I told you!" That's what most of your spouses/s.o.'s are screeching at you right about now.
Suckers.
I Guess Most of You Jokers Are "Traveling" for the "Holiday" or "Preparing the Meal" or Some Shit
Just got home from work
Now it's just me and about 8 cans of Tecate. And a quarter of a dimebag.
This shit is so refreshing that I could probably run a long race fueled only by its wonderfully refreshing zest.
The pot on the other hand will most likely just make me sneeze and break out into splotches again. Why couldn't I have gained a late-life allergy to lima beans or something?
Shut Up
"John, I thought I told you to vacuum before the guests get here!!"
"Yes, dear."
"And did you wash the gravy boat like I asked you SIX TIMES ALREADY?!"
"No, dear. I mean, I will, dear. Right away, dear."
"Quit your sniveling and get to work!"
"Yes, dear."
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Home with a sick 3-year old. I spent last night on the floor sleeping next to her. Later today we'll probably eat some fried tofu and gravy, then enjoy the delicious pecan pie I made yesterday. Then I'll finish off any beer and/or tequila I still have in the house.
Joined: 2006-08-24
Location: Where Will the Little Green Man Be Next?