Hi again

There is a woman here at work.
She has a condition which causes her some
difficulty walking.

She uses braces getting from office to office and
tools around in a rascal in the real world.

So she was having a procedure done to help her out a bit.
No miracles or anything but it would afford her greater mobility
and some respite from the pain.

On my way to grab a sandwich I am going down an escalator
and she is coming up.

Just standing there on the stair not even holding the rail.

I got excited and pointed at her and did a big gay style "HEY!"
but then I panicked.

I didn't know what to say next.

"Look at you!"
or
"Just like a big girl ran through my mind but sounded awful.
then "I guess it worked." popped in but I rejected it as condescending.
I kept trying to think of ANYTHING to say meanwhile I am still pointing at her
with a big monkey smile on my face and we are getting to the point
wher we are going to pass eachother and I have to say SOME damn thing.

and then I notice

its not even her!

Just some random lady who was sort of similar looking.

and she is staring at me because I look like an evangelical
for the worlds dumbasses and I am pointing at her and yelled HEY
at her.
So she is confused because hell she MIGHT know me and she kinda
cranes out her neck and tilts her head because now we are like a foot from each other
and she needs ANSWERS!

So instead of like looking away or jogging down the stairs or anything semi-sane
at the moment we pass I say "DING!"

I didn't say it though. I fucking sang it.
Like I was imitating a game show buzzer or something.

DING!

How on earth is THAT the thing that my head decides to do?

anyway some mexican lady is probably calling the cops right now.