open letter to Hot Grrrl (or the person posing as such)

...between real spammers and pseudo spammers such as Hot Girl (also Hhot Girl and Hot Grrrl) and Switzerland. I know spammer lingo itself tends to be pretty surreal. Boob Technology etc.

And while I appreciate the anti-spam stance here a lot, and understand your point, I'm arguing that in some rare cases, I think the entertainment value of both pseudo spam and real spam outweighs the principle.

I mean, I know this would be completely subjective, but I would say allow entertaining fake accounts and spammers of interest. Instead of an outright ban it would be like a filter that would be selecting out the little bit of "art" that comes from solicitation and pseudo solicitation.

Hot Girl, while slightly crazy, was entertaining. As was Switzerland. As is Todd...oh wait he's real, although he can be responsible for soliciting sugary cheesy grocery products and stuff.

Some of the best stuff on these boards has come from crazy bullshit fake accounts.

Basically if it adds value, keep it. And by adding value I mean entertainment.

Stop the presses (wait, they've already been stopped--calm down, just a little ribbing, no malice intended)! I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. I didn't think bald jokes qualified as personal attacks, but I hang out with a bad crowd so perhaps I shouldn't be the one to judge. Maybe they should add some thickening agent to Sun Dog Hemp Body Lotion, but I apologize regardless of the level of animosity I perceive in my "attacks."
The only reason I singled out Paul M Davis is that I was tired of having to get a new email address and start a new account every time I wanted to spew some manic gibberish (I thought this wouldn't be a problem; I was obviously wrong) and I thought if I got his attention, then maybe he would tell me what I was doing wrong, so I could hold onto an account for more then thirty seconds. Granted I started this dialogue indirectly by presenting a mock moral quandary by spamming his own web sites. But you know what, I bet he did get some increase in traffic due to my spam. That's neither here nor there, but it leads me to another point. Perhaps he shouldn't be so quick on the trigger. I've noticed the lack of activity on this web site. It's not for me to figure out why that may be, but I for one find it a little staid. What reason does one have for returning? Maybe a little stupidity would attract some return visitors if only to tell me off. I don't know. I know you don't pay people, so why should I expend any effort to help you? It doesn't seem worth it. All I get is grief. I guess you're right. I belong in myspace. At least they'll appreciate my efforts there. Boo hoo!

PS Also I apologize for any formatting weirdness that may accompany this post. I felt I had to type it on word first and then paste it here in case my account was deleted while writing it.

Yeah, I feel I missed something monumental.
Or at least mildly entertaining.

Heh.

It's Zowie.

Open a pay pal account and every time you reply to one of my posts (make sure you make reference to something that I have written so that I know that you have read and attempted comprehend my posts), I will deposit a payment into your account. Simply paste a link to your pay pal account and pretty soon your pockets will be so fat it will look like you got the mumps.

I'm sorry I missed this.

Anyway, I preferred it when fake accounts were rife.
It's a little weird now.

Actually, this is a bit too coherent to be Zowie.

It's still effort, you know. They call it repurposing content and it's the wave of the future. My fees are negotiable, but I strictly cut and paste.

SUBJECT: Xianhong Hartzler
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog if medicine prices here (http://parentbehind.hk) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong.

My dog and I are still alive :)

I save these treasured correspondences from my friends around the world, and I will gladly share them, for a very modest fee.

Stoopid Jonny.

There's no way that's him.