Opera

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Opera isn't very interesting until you turn it up to the point where the audience's stifled coughs disturb the neighbors. At that volume, opera is awesome.

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Ballet

Boring as shit. Sorry, culture fans. Maybe if I turned up the volume.

Mon, 03/03/2008 - 7:50pm login or register to post comments

The Stupid Jahnny

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I think ballet

My theory: ballet was was an audition for rich dudes to find new young nubile mistresses. At least it was for Celine.

Mon, 03/03/2008 - 7:55pm login or register to post comments

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that's why i don't understand

why my strategy of being a misanthropic, vituperative fascist is failing to procure me nubile mistresses. I blame the times. And society.

Mon, 03/03/2008 - 7:59pm login or register to post comments

The Stupid Jahnny

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YEah

Totally. Well, it goes to show you can't get any ass by cribbing off dudes who were ear deep in poon six decades ago. Those broads learn from experience no matter what science says to the contrary.

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darwin my enemy

Yeah, natural selection's a bitch. It proves those men were truly great because they were originals. Every act I try to come up with is shallow and derivative. I am like, "Perhaps if I pretend to be a reincarnated Egyptian pharaoh. No, that's just stupid."

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r.john

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ballerinas are easy, tho.

Scumfuck Failure Club

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