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One is a fleeting experience although a very nice and relaxing one. The other is permanent but kind of a sad item to own. I wish I could lease a bong.

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I might just have to make

I might just have to make this decision by myself.


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it seems so

It's kind of a personal decision. I don't see any of my experience translating into worthwhile advice here.


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I'm going with the massage.

I'm going with the massage. My back and shoulders are killing me.


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Ka-Bong!

I still want a double chamber ice bong with multi-colored LED lights.


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what do the lights do for you

Is it like Gysin's Dream Device.


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Feeling good, feeling clean

I got a table shower for the first time. It was nice. To be bathed by a pretty asian woman is a kingly feeling.


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I just read somewhere, right now, hotspots of evolutionary novelty

which somehow fits in this thread.

I would have gone with the enternal quest to find a devil head bong.

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are there no bongs that are not cheesy novelty bongs

Like can you get a classy yet understated teak or mahogany one with brass fittings.


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now i am getting visions

How might World History be different had the Victorians all been chronic stoners rather than just taking snuff and an occasional nip into the Chinee opium den.


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in my defense

This thread already had a vague imperialist vibe. I merely made it explicit.


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How might World History be different had the Victorians all been chronic stoners rather than just taking snuff and an occasional nip into the Chinee opium den.

Such an alternative historical timeline would have invariably eliminated the need for the grateful dead. Which might have lead Garcia to start a pseudo-facist party in the USA and risen to power with the likes of neo-cons like Leary and Hoffman. Ugh. Fan fic awaits.

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who is that guy who made a career out of this shit

Harry Turtledove? Anyway, I think the most likely outcome would be that they would not have conquered so many places. Because, see, they would have been more mellow and not so uptight. So there really wouldn't have been much of a British Empire to collapse and make room for HItler in the first place.


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My 2 centimes

I think that societies have no control over what substances they ingest. Forces beyond our understanding dictate whether we require stimulants, opiates, or hallucinogens.


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is it the work of the demons

Do they dictate what we get and how much.


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sure, take the geopolitical view.
Me, I was just thinking that a bunch of stoner's would have mandolin parlor games whereabout the jam band folksonomies would have developed into a fully articulated musical subculture, thus sparing the world the horrid traveling acid show of the Garcia Band.

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i am a political scientist, madam

not a poet.


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Ok seriously

Hating the Dead is so 90s. When English kids smoke weed they start folk bands and act all whimsical. That's why they prefer the hard stuff.


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so we have weed to blame for 'the wicker man'

The first one anyway. I have seen clips of the LaBute one and now I am tempted to see it whole. It looks better.


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one of the best things this generation 2.oh will never have to contend with is the Grateful Dead as a livable motion.

Its like the Cold War. You can't explain the feeling of living with it.

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Yeah

Why don't you hang out with some of those World War One vets that are still barely alive?


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The first one anyway. I have seen clips of the LaBute one and now I am tempted to see it whole. It looks better.

I have always contended that this movie was a muck of British hippie-do-ism!

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i always kind of enjoyed the cold war

I liked the feeling that I could die at any time and be completely not responsible for my own demise.


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tell it to Oliver Stone, peacenik!

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'twas a thread about how we hated 'wicker man' on the old board

It may have been a factor in the board blowing up. Maybe I should revisit it now that I am a hippie. I might like it better now. I just remember thinking it was a terrible waste of Chris Lee.


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labute/cage wicker man


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I saw it recently.

I didn't really like it. But I felt like I should've liked it. I just didn't feel creeped out at all. It's probably why I didn't like Hot Fuzz. I just don't know those communities enough to find them particularly compelling.


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You will still hate it, i am sure of that, it is chock full of terribleness. Sure, I guess, in some pressed shirt manner it really sticks it to the MAN at the end, what with the pagans and the twisty bendy freekout ending. and the naked dancing chick. But really, why subject yourself to the Rolling Stones' hair do of Lee? Or the over-sex frumpiness of english tarts trying to seduce the Patrolly?

Its wretched.

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They should have called the remake

"To Live and Die in (name of town)"


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wow.
Luke Cage punches out a lot of women in that remake, huh?

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I want this bong


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Finally something to keep my fish tanks clean

I found that last bong by googling "classy bong."


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fairly tall without being monstrous

What if you found an ancient Egyptian bong in the ruins of a pre-Columbian civilization. Would the resultant smoke be improved by the historical potency of the OOPArtifact? I'm not sure where I'm going with this.


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I would just clean it.

The weed probably wouldn't be any good. But I wonder how they got an egyptian bong? Aliens?


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It makes me wonder

Where is the first bong? I see a Harold and Kumar vehicle.


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apparently you need to look in the indo-china

the McFarland Thai-English Dictionary, published in 1944 describes one of the meanings of bong in the Thai language as, "a bamboo waterpipe for smoking kancha, hashish, or the hemp-plant."

[baawng]

I'm surprised it's that recent. You may have to dig deeper, Archæologist of the Impossible.


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I forget how you link

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/for/592463479.html
They call that art deco?


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Smoking cigarettes with no smoke

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Smoking-with-NO-Smoke-65904.shtml


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the more pressing question is

why you are shopping for bongs that may only be found within walking distance of downtown Toronto.


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art deco is probably just the latest marketing buzzword

I'm somehow reminded of those little globe-bong-cigarette holders that everybody smoked in Watchmen though. Because Dr. Manhattan changed the course of history.


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I'm looking for bongs

I just want to see if there is abong for me. I never bought a bong and if I buy one it will be the best bong ever. I might just get a vaporizer but I don't trust them completely. I rather smoke all the plant just in case.


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They have probably been around for a long time

Soon they will be in place to pay the right politicians and then Alan Moore will seem all prescient. By the way I bought Promethea today.


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I didn't understand Promethea at all

I like the Weeping Gorilla though. I wonder if it will make any more sense now that I fuck around with tarot decks. Maybe this next week's project will be a re-read of the Mars novels and Promethea. As opposed to doing my taxes. I like how most of my efforts lately are geared towards becoming more of a crazy person rather than less of one.


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Jesus

I haven't even considered doing my taxes yet. It takes me all day just to go buy a handjob.


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i wonder what it takes for alan moore to get a handjob

We need to come up with some kind of a Mystic System that allows astral selves to do all the work while we reap the rewards. I had the ugly realization a short time ago that I understand how slavery could be pretty sweet if you were on the right end of it. The Founding Fathers weren't exactly about to rock the boat either.


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I remember arguing in favour of the original film in that old thread. I can't for the life of me think why, though, because I never liked it in the first place.

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ding dong time for a bong update

Did you settle on one yet. Don't keep us in suspense.


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by the admitted state of his apartment, I would say he went straight to the smoking rock out of a tinfoil pipe

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not all messy people are drug addicts, you know

Some of us are just lazy.


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being the fierce capitalist protestant that I am
I can only believe that the ONLY reason for laziness
and messiness IS drug addictions, especially in a
bong buying thread such as this unsavory one.

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I got a simple bong

Ice chamber bong. OK nothing fancy. $62 argued down from $75. Out of pride the bong vendor would not settle on $60 but insisted on $62.


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nobody is forcing you to read this thread

if you don't like bongs then take your bong hatred elsewhere.


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i hope the bong vendor vends his bongs out of a pushcart

'Gitcher bongs here!'


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OK so i am re-reading promethea

I would say that it massively benefits from revisitation except that I never gave it a fair shake in the first place -- originally I read about 60% of the issues randomly and I can now fairly say that that makes about as much sense as consecutively reading issues #9, #11, and #3 of WATCHMEN in that order and then saying "I don't get all this Alan Moore hype." Main flaws are that some of it is just a little too cute, Moore doesn't do U.S. vernacular dialogue very well and he is actually a little too didactic and overly explicative -- I am all like, "Man where is the grumpy vaguely allusive dude of yore who expected you to figure it out for yourself." And yes it is a lot more enjoyable if you have been fucking around with tarot decks in the interim.


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