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The Stupid Jahnny

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You know in "The Last Detail" where they go to Randy Quaid's mom's house and it is trashed and full of liquor bottles and Jack Nicholson sizes up the place and is like "...poor kid." That's what my one room crap hole looks like. Grolsch bottles full of piss in one corner, red cum rags in the other corner; mice shit, coins, dice, ash and newspapers everywhere else.

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i suggest having some major task that you are trying to avoid

After you have exhausted all other options for procrastination you will start cleaning.

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 11:58am login or register to post comments

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I have taxes too.

I'm just trying to figure out if I can deduct business expenses. I'm not an independent contractor yet I am self-employed.

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 12:35pm login or register to post comments

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I don't have any bottles of urine anywhere, but my place is a mess. The toilet has built-up layers of dust and I-don't-want-to-know clinging to its every surface, and I never can remember to clean it. The tub surround has these knots of mildew pushing out the caulking.

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Mon, 03/17/2008 - 12:39pm login or register to post comments

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Buy a fucking mop and broom and use them.
You people are pigs.

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Mon, 03/17/2008 - 12:48pm login or register to post comments

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what is the point

The dirt just keeps coming back!

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 12:50pm login or register to post comments

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The worst it ever really got was when all the light blubs had burned out and I was too incompetent to buy new ones.

I had a pair of jeans once, that were mightily the worst things you will have ever wanted to see under black light.

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Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:23pm login or register to post comments

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how many punks does it take to change a light bulb

Two. One to change the light bulb and the other one to bitch about how he already changed the light bulb ten years ago.

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:26pm login or register to post comments

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anyway, is this not a punk planet

No one in this constituency should be subject to criticism for dwelling in a filthy squat.

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:32pm login or register to post comments

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I like how the entire board

I like how the entire board can go from the stock market to bottles of piss as decor in one day

Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:33pm login or register to post comments

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we tried.
we failed.

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john, you probably had mice

john, you probably had mice and rat piss all over your jeans...it's sposed to glow under black lights.

My apartment is pretty gross right now too. I desperately need a bookshelf. But at least I have two rooms...A beditchen and a general messy room.

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