When I am alone in a public restroom and I hear someone else come into the room, I am always gripped by a sudden fear that I am in the wrong bathroom, that I have gone into the women's room by accident. The absurdity of the situation is that invariably I am standing at a urinal when I have this fear.
taking a piss
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Every time someone else in the men's room who doesn't wash his hands after pissing, I inch closer to flipping out and planting a schrapnel bomb somewhere to teach them all a lesson.
The neuroses I have about public bathrooms could fill a moderately-long 'zine. But no one wants to know about how often I shit in public.
Actually...
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