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r.john
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There was this crazy man who used to come into the library everyday in the 1990s. He was usually homeless and off his meds. He would lumber around the library all day, spending most of his time up on the second floor listening to classical music at the quiet study listening station. He would stand with the old 70s style puffy ear phones on, with his plastic bag boots and hodge podge of clothing, furiously conducting or pantomiming the violin.

For some reason, he really hated me and every time he saw me would threaten to "stab me." Not a unusual reaction to me, actually. Anyway, one day as I walked past the nest of books he had built around himself, he muttered his usual threats, only this time another customer heard these violent promises. This man thought he was being threated by the conductor and told me to call the police. Which I did.

He was escorted from the library and was trespassed from the building. For a few years, we would still see him wandering along the bus line, but he never returned to the library.

He somehow made his way to Skid Row in Los Angeles, where a writer for the LA Times wrote a series of articles about him. Those can be found here...
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lopez-skidrow-nathaniel-series,0...

NPR did a story on him, which can be found here...
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5021961

The articles have been turned into a book, to be published in a few weeks...
www.amazon.com/Soloist-Dream-Unlikely-Friendship-Redemptive/dp/039915506...

The book is being made into a movie...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0821642/fullcredits

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Who doesn't hang out in your library

It's like the Algonquin Table for the insane.


Thu, 03/27/2008 - 8:59pm login or register to post comments

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dude who hasn't been threatened by wesley willis

Headbutt!


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My greatest joy would be realized if they film the scene where he is booted from the library and I am played by some fey hands-quivering-at-the-face screeching-bed-wetter who flings himself across the library in a trembling panic to dial the police.

It would be just another life's goal accidentally ticked off the list.

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To this day there is a LD

To this day there is a LD page at the library who still talks about stories he invents with past crazies. The Conductor being one of his favorite. This page will sidle up to me and say, "John what if the conductor had a light saber and pointed it at you and said I'M Gonna Stab You! what would you do." Hours of enjoyment.

I love this page and let him ramble on and on because he is one of the few people I know who believes in Bigfoot as much as I do!

My co-worker said that if someone had told him 15 years ago that the crazy man who kept asking him to flip his classic albums while fliping him the bird, would someday have a major motion picture made of his life, my co-worker would have put a gun in his eye.

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you will be played by that guy who also played harvey pekar

Harvey Weinstein will be all, "Get that Cleveland guy. Cleveland movie."


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he's too big for cleveland now, he's on hbo reacting president's.

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grover cleveland

or Jim Garfield?


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John

Adams. He goes to a vineyard with Patrick Henry and they get involved with a pair of drunk hussies.


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went i went to cleveland john took me to garfield's tomb

It has a great view of the industrial district's smokestacks. I was about ready to commit suicide at that point in my life. But on that clear August day I realized that Presidents also die.


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Also, the fall would barely have fazed you. Its not more than two stories, possibly one and one half.

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check out www.lovebunnipress.com

i've updated and even got a new MAGNESIUM SISTERS up there.

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r. john could have been the guy writing the inspiring book. Way to blow it, blower.


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The only inspiring book I could have written would have involved my harrowing and heroic journey from stabbing victim to learning to live and love again with horrible wounds and scars.

Seriously, the dude was MEAN when he was in here all day, every day. I think the warmer climes might have dissipated the fog from the soil of his soul!

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