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Christoph
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I'm working on something big. I think you'll like it.

‹ In which I document the brash ramblings of my Cubs-fan neighbors.I often feel like Captain Nowhere ›

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Are you...?

Are you talking to ma-m-m-me?


Sun, 03/30/2008 - 12:31am login or register to post comments

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I suddenly feel like we're in a Jack T. Chick comic.


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i am already dead.

dead inside.

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Sun, 03/30/2008 - 1:39pm login or register to post comments

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Okay, you can all kill yourselves now.


Sun, 03/30/2008 - 1:54pm login or register to post comments

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Miranda Bastard wrote:
I suddenly feel like we're in a Jack T. Chick comic.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time someone who was obviously concerned about my spiritual well-being anonymously sent me a large amount of Chick tracts in the mail? Shit was awesome!


Mon, 03/31/2008 - 8:09am login or register to post comments

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That is amazing. I love Chick tracts. My favorite one is the one where the girl runs away from home and becomes a hippie and dies from a LSD flashback.


Mon, 03/31/2008 - 2:14pm login or register to post comments

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The peace sign on Satan's chest is a nice touch.























Mon, 03/31/2008 - 2:49pm login or register to post comments

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Yes, that's the one! It's called 'Bewitched?', right?


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Right. In honor of the tv program that single handedly initiated Americas moral decay! Thanks Elizabeth Montgomery!


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Man, her nose really was magic.


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Those tracts always remind me of this weird trailer that was parked on the outskirts of a state fair that I would go to when I was a kid. It had a big sign on it that said "Kids! Talk to God!" You'd go into the trailer and there were a couple of little brightly colored phones. If you picked up the phone and listened you'd hear the voice of an alcoholic mall Santa tell you to be good, and I wish I could remember exactly what the recording said, but it was something about the temptations of the flesh. We were always warned not to go near the god trailer, but you can only win so many AC/DC mirrors and pot leaf necklaces before you get curious. Anyways when you left they'd load you up with those little comic books. I had quite a collection.


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Wow

That is pretty amazingly awesome in how sick it is. Scary.


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stupid internet. thwarting my attempts to spread the good word.
























I love how this tract is copyright 2000, but the good people at Chick are still fighting the evil hippy counterculture and it's stranglehold on American society. That's perseverance.


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Awesome!

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I see

Where Pettibon got some of his inspiration.


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It's all true

Having an ironic haughty attitude toward Chick Tracts is a leftover sentiment of the 90s. Get with the times and trust in Christ.


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I trust in Christ.


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Miranda, you are so going to hell.
I've called up my Prayer Partner Hotline and we're all praying for your soul.

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Noooooo not prayer!!!!!


Tue, 04/01/2008 - 8:30pm login or register to post comments

Christoph
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I, uh...

I need a little extension. I'll get it done. Some things came up. I'll get it done.


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The dungeons and dragons tract is awesome but I know it has been discussed before on here so you all know the one I mean.

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Jack Chick.

He was a lot like Kirby, really, when you get right down to it. They both saw comics as operas. Of cosmic portends.

I just wish Satan were really just a guy down in hell plotting to burn our collective shiny metal asses and the power of Christ and the Word of the bible could compel him to stop.

But then, I have had ON EAGLE'S WINGS fucking stuck in my head all fuck day.

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Bear you on the breath of dawn
Make you to shine like a star
And hold you in the palm... of his hand


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Fuck, bad memories

Although, as far as brain glue, that song has nothing on And the Father Will Dance.

Telling how I remembered the lyric "He will exult over you" as "He will be reluctant towards you." I'm not sure whether this is how I remembered/heard it as a kid, or if this is how I came to remember it after years of not hearing it. But, I heard it about twice a week for years, one would think I would get it right.

Must've been the Satan making me feel bad about myself. :(


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stoopidjonny
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I have to admit

On Eagle's Wings was the only song I liked in church. It has an epic quality to it.


Fri, 04/04/2008 - 8:29am login or register to post comments

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It also sounds like a soap opera theme song.

Yesterday on Eagle's Wings:

"You can trust me."
"Can I? I don't know who to believe, Bradley."
"Mercedes, just put the gun down."

http://rosemck1.tripod.com/on-eagles-wings.mid

I hope this midi got its ass imbedded.


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Christoph
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A CRASH OF RHINOS!!!!!

A CRASH OF RHINOS!!!!!


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