Oh man I so am into the Esurance Girl I think she's sooooooo fucking hot I mean I like Jessica Rabbit don't get me wrong I mean I loooooove big boobs especially ones that seem to have a life of their own but shit if I were to be playing Patty Cake with anybody it would be Erin what about you?
So yeah like who is totoally hotter? Jessica Rabbit or Erin Esurance?
Ben Sez:
I'm surprised I'm responding to this thread, but I feel compelled to do so: Ever see those eSurance commercials where they take a "real live eSurance customer" and animate him into the commercial? I caught myself thinking, "Dang... if I was that guy, I'd ask if they could have me make out with that eSurance lady..."
I felt all bad for this guy
I was like, "Man, nobody will respond to this ill-conceived thread." But then it got several responses from people who apparently understood it perfectly and were eager to share their similar ideas. Whereas it seems that I can only become progressively more alienated and find life to be increasingly incomprehensible.
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It's just an exaggeration of our existing ideal of female beauty. Big eyes, small mouth and nose, high cheekbones, long neck. Big eyes because eyes convey emotion more than any other facial feature. A smaller nose is more feminine, whereas a larger, higher bridged nose is more masculine. Smaller mouths, also, are more feminine. Wider mouths are more of a masculine feature, possibly an evolutionary throwback to the days when male monkeys had to defend their troupes by biting the fuck out of enemies.
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Why is it that sexed-out female cartoons nearly always have freakishly large eyes and virtually no noses?
Those would be two- to three-inch eyelids. I'm just saying.
It's just an exaggeration of our existing ideal of female beauty. Big eyes, small mouth and nose, high cheekbones, long neck. Big eyes because eyes convey emotion more than any other facial feature. A smaller nose is more feminine, whereas a larger, higher bridged nose is more masculine. Smaller mouths, also, are more feminine. Wider mouths are more of a masculine feature, possibly an evolutionary throwback to the days when male monkeys had to defend their troupes by biting the fuck out of enemies.
Interesting answer, and much more verbose than my theory:
Perceived oral sex performance prowess.
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