One time this kid I totally knew once he had a really nasty bandage on and then was riding his bike like incredibly fast and fell off and ripped that nasty scabby bandage off and it was waaay gross and we all gagged and puked a little.
Bandage Stories
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After I had gotten a huge, gross lump removed from one of my eyes, I had to walk around with a bandaged eye for a while. It ridded me completely of my depth perception, and I kept falling off the curb and walking into posts. Some guy asked me if I'd been lobotomized.

Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: Ohio