Drunken coworker

You should post more often! We could commiserate.

Best post of the month.

awwww

too dollface!

Theoretically, we could all be dead by then.

Basically there's a good chance that you and Daisy will never converse with one another again.

Instead, nothingness awaits.

Sleep tight.

Oh, that's right, you assholes are already asleep. No one can hang out and have insomnia with me, no.

You can all get stuffed with the beef barley soup, cocoa, and sensible Kohl's slacks crowd.

But, I have to admit, I'm envious of pussy who can actually sleep.