Ok, so they're probably screwing like fucking feathered pigs, and not awaiting the sun. But, for fuck's sake, it's not even 2 a.m. and they are chirping as if I should have a cup of joe in my hands and not bleary booze eyes.
They do this every night/morning starting shortly after 1 a.m. and they can all go get fucked.
The phrase "cup of joe" also makes me want to vomit all over these god damned birds.
It reminds me of someone having the "sniffles" whilst wearing a wool sweater and eating a can of broth-like soup. You know, those visions of assholes all snuggled up in ski lofts like the pasty assholes they are. It's just so fucking cheesy that I pray for avalanche. Too bad these visions are probably from bad 80's sitcoms or commercials. But christ on a stick, I'm sure if I went to Aspen or Steamboat or wherever tomorrow there'd be assholes with cocoa shit all snuggled up by the fireplace in the round. Pigs.
Similarly, I hate people who are like "I'm simple, that's just the way I am." It's like, "Fuck you, you're only saying that because you refuse to acknowledge how the world really operates, but would like to spin it as a compliment back onto yourself."
I guess I'm done here.
And here it goes again.
Between these fucking things and my Russian neighbors and their incessant screaming, wrestling with their dog, and techno/sex/laundry parties, I'm never going to have ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE.
Seriously, I think they do the ENTIRE CITY'S LAUNDRY.
At least they don't play regueton in the street. My neighbors across the street like to do this thing where they crank the car stereo to the loudest possible decibel, open up all of the doors, including the trunk (which, of course, is stuffed with sub woofers,) and hang out on the middle of the street, having loud conversations.
in one of these here white noise machines. It has seriously changed my life. Instead of waking up to fighting crackheads at 4am, I sleep right through it. My whole neighborhood could erupt in gunfire and I probably wouldn't even notice.
Of course, that would just give you one less thing to complain about.
out now
Joined: 2006-08-23
Location: CHICAGOISH