At least according to the sixteen-year-old who fawned over me whilst serving me my morning juice (it was at an establishment pigs, I'm not Aaron).
Yeah, and I said fawned. I don't think I've ever been the recipient of fawning before. It was weird.
I bet all you chix and doods rank me higher on your 'doable' scale now.
If the fawning wasn't present I'm not so sure this would be a compliment.
That kid is like the result of Paul McCartney fucking a werewolf. Oddly, my grandpa kind of looks like a variation of a Paul McCartney-werewolf love affair.
I've also been told I look like my grandpa, so possibly I look like yet another variation of a Paul McCartney-werewolf spawn session.
Tangentially, that side of the family is from Transylvania.
That the intent of this thread was to start another celebrity look-alike thread, and not have it be solely about me thinking that receiving a compliment from a high school girl is ranking highly at all on my Important/Influential Events of Life meter.
Wow, because that would be pathetic.
You're also supposed to gather that I'm cute as a god damned button. Because this means a lot in the world these days.
A BUTTON! A DOABLE BUTTON!!!
i dont doubt that you are in fact as cute as a button and 'doable'. im just saying that im sure your being modest and you are really a lot hotter or cuter than that guy
It's ON!!!!!
That guy kind of looks like Matthew Laborteaux, the marginally famous adolescent actor from the 80s. Here he is on the cover of the first issue of Blip, Marvel's failed attempt to break into the burgeoning video game market.
But with all that said, I don't know who the fuck that dude is either.
I didn't know who he was either, but he's best known for staring in Across the Universe, that recent movie set to the soundtrack of the Beatles. He's also in that recent movie about the MIT folks who wanted to bilk Vegas, 21.
I've never seen either of these things, and I don't plan on it.
BUT. I got the same damn thing today from someone! They too said the resemblance is "striking." I think it's because my hair is slightly longer. AND I probably look like the product of Paul McCartney fucking a werewolf, as I've stated above.
Two times in two god damned days!
Unless it's changed irrevocably. That one had historical figures and was eerily accurate with but a few misfires. The parameters of this one seem to be based on facial expression more than facial structure. I have gotten Jeff Daniels twice though, I think it's the goony teeth.
That celebrity lookalike site is pretty amazing! The face recognition software that must have gone into it... I mean, I really do look just like a haggard old bloated Marlon Brando and a young Matt Damon. I can never tell those two apart! As a female I most resemble Sharon Stone and Debbie Harry, so I've got that going for me too! Who needs fawning 16 year old girls when you have the internet!
I wish Vietnam had happened in the '70s-'80s instead of the '60s-'70s, or, alternately, had never stopped so that it could continue to inspire artistic endeavors. In a sense I have gotten my wish but these things are somehow never as good in reality as they are in the imagination.
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