Fox News jokes about assassinating Obama
Pretty surreal
It's pretty suiting that, even muted, these FOX anchors, "experts" etc, are just as wicked looking as they sound. Wicked is a lame word, but it's really the only one suitable for talking about SATAN'S SPAWN, assuming you believe in the hooved asshole.
There's this guy (who has this inexplicable line over the brow of his nose, which I've never seen on anyone before except this pastor on the GOD channel...which makes it easy to believe that these brow-liners are possibly a new race of wicked beasts or something. Watch out!):
And then this guy:
For starters. I can't get over how these two look. Very unJesus looking, these two.
God damn motherfucking SPAWN!
The women
Don't generally look like spawn. Maybe it's just male features are more spawn-like, or the women are just meant to be scenery on the manly man's news channel that is Fox:
Greta Van Susteren kind of looks spawny, but the women on Fox generally either look like PTA moms gone bad:
Or recent college grads gone bad:
I guess both types are sort of the same. Either way, they're probably forced to offer up anal on the Xerox machine during their interview. It's probably the only true way to win over those letchy pig spawn assholes running the joint.
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I like to watch Fox News and count how many times they say "Barack Obama" in hourly slots. The figures are astronomical.
"Barack Obama lied about his uncle"
"Barack Obama is sexist"
"Barack Obama only cares about black people"
"Barack Obama is inexperienced"
"Barack Obama...blahblahblah...Reverend Wright"
"Barack Obama...blahblahblah...Bill Ayers"
"Barack Obama's wife is evil"
"Barack Obama smoked cigarettes"
It's like the Obama channel now.
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