I think my insides are rotting.

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I just went number two and I'm not sure why.

What can my body possibly be excreting? One would think, given that one's body is a system, that a lot going in equals a lot going out etc.

But, no, I had a hefty dump if you must know (and you must), and all I ate two days ago was a burrito, all I ate yesterday was a handful of chips and some yogurt and all I've had today is an apple with peanut butter. I did have some water and apple juice and various other beverages (non-alcoholic) over the course of these days.

I tell you what, this hefty dump smelled so foul that I had to take a whiff of my shitty wipe just to ensure that what I was smelling was correct. Death. I smelled death on a shitty wipe. I hope whichever internal organ my body hocked for sustenance, it wasn't an important one as far as internal organs go.

Nora Rocket

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Joined: 2006-08-24
Location: Boston

I was a scientist, you know

I would credit the apples and their juice with both the need to evacuate and the poor quality of the dook itself. Apple juice creates a certain urgency.

Also, dook is not so directly tied to intake as it sounds like you perceive it to be. A whole lot of the composition of human feces is old dead cells (I don't remember the composition exactly, but I know the composing elements are responsible for the colour...), so while the pipe is closed from mouth to anus, stuff comes out the latter that may not strictly have entered the former.

In other news, my name is Nora and I am bored at work and would clearly rather discuss the movements of your bowels than why a particular editor simply cannot be bothered to help us market and sell a particular book. Fun. Times.

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