Hey! emopinups.com blogged about us. We're lame! And need to get laid!

I could always use more sex. But, you know, if I take a sedative, I don't think the sex would be that good. Are they telling me to have bad sex? That doesn't seem very cool. But, then again, bad sex is pretty punk rock.

Sometimes this "bullying" of which you speak is needed in order to distance yourself from people who you find toxic and totally unacceptable. It's all part of the mental self-preservation game.

But, see, you have to deal with each toxic a-hole as they come along. With most people, you don't even have to be mean or pseudo mean at all! But since Pink Latex and Bettie here seem to thrive on hatred for all, I feel I should point out why they should hate themselves (which includes representing themselves as egotistical, heartless gimmicks. Oh yeah, who LOVE sex. LOL.) so as to inflict change.

But it doesn't seem to have worked. :(

I guess they will ALWAYS think they are oversexed, totally rad chix. :(

The douche from punk planet, in part because he is both unattractive and clearly still a virgin. Most of all I feel bad for him, he has no sense of humor and lives every day with his mouth wide open waiting for a stiff cock to fill it. Don’t worry douche, I could try paying one of my gays a few thousand to allow you to lick their or there (Don’t want to piss of the English major, oh wait sure I do, eat my twat) meat hammer.

It seems to be hardwired in their seemingly whorish brains (hey, that's what they want you to believe) that making fun of people for their sexual preferences, or their lack of sex, is the only way to truly make a funny, and inflict pain via their OMG WTF?! bashes.

See, the oversexed rad chix don't like virgins or people who don't have a lot of sex (presumably). Sorry Kevin. They also only like gays as accessories. Or as property. They also don't like English majors or people who try to communicate like adults. AND THEY CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE UGLY PEOPLE! OMG! BARF!

I don't really like being judgmental, but maybe Ms. Latex and Bettie wouldn't be angry like jilted 15-year-olds if they didn't rely on getting ridden hard as their only form of social interaction. Maybe if they had hearts and/or brains they would attract men who wouldn't just use them for their vaginas.

I guess she did use it as an adjective.

That's ok, I wanted to reiterate anyway as I'm bored and hermitized. Thanks infrequent workload! Thanks poverty!

Oh, and thanks Nora!

That's the one, old boy.

On another note, why aren't they blasting us with their cUnTz of TRooTH SaYin' LOL on *this* site? I'm surely not going to leave my metaphorical house just to get shit on.

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when did cocksucking become a pejorative slam?

some of my best friends are cocksuckers.

We are ugly, fat, douchebag, cunt sucking , loser irking, deadbeat dad, horse hating, old people smell, smell, gerbil wheel, innocent child, stank hippie, emo crying, punk pissing, anti Christmas, gay bashing gay, straight laced, teenage, menstrual cramp, tea drinking haters to boot....
What can I say... I hate therefore I am.
Come on does nothing make you smile... what if I get a sock and make you a puppet? Are you really that cold and dead inside?

Okay, I think I am a fan of this list. It's like a Stereopathetic Soul Manure-era Beck jam. Smokin' on a breathmint.

I sorely wish you would. I've been feeling a little down.

For the record, I'm an emo pin-up.
Just not an emopinup.

This.

Emoajkdjfkdlajksdjflkjaksdhflasdhfsldjffsdf.

Fat, bald, old guy here is finding it difficult to compete looks-wise with an airbrushed, pouting face of a 15-year-old (that actually may or may not be a computer graphic completely) in the sexy land of online social networking.

i just feel like going against the grain on this one.

I couldn't really decipher it, either. Even the chaps at Bletchley Park would've had a hard time with this one.

Of course the picture is a graphic!!!!! If I used a real picture of myself, you would know that I am really a 45 year old bald man. ( who lives in his mothers leaky basement )
I knew if I reveled who I was that rat would never date me, but it has become increasingly clear that he prefers men. So without further adieu Hell my name is Philip, I enjoy tennis, walking my dog and playing keytar in my band Manity Kane. Rat you had me at Ho-bag.

It's more creepy/insulting that I'm a dude who is attracted to dudes than a 45-year-old dude who is attracted to the likeness of a 15-year-old girl.

Also, good job Steve, you treated her like a worthless sexual object. It's the only way she knows how to be treated.

We have compiled a care package filled with goodies for you such as: slippery elm bark lozengers, ginger bread flavored condoms, st. john's wort, regurgitated communion hosts, and fancy cat paper.

Oh, I almost forgot, and a gift certificate to Bipolar of the Month.

Kiss Kiss

I think they are in love with you, and your rejection has driven them to the brink.

It's a good thing you don't own any bunnies for them to boil.

Clearly, you need to accept that your passions will remain unrequited, and cease this folie à un, before it becomes any more embarrassing.

I only say this because I care.

Of course you won.

Their love for you has rendered them illiterate. Obviously, it brims inside with such force as to throw out all other considerations; considerations that would normally force one to think before clicking the "submit" button.

I don't blame them, though. What is love if not the "most desperate, the most despairing state of affairs imaginable."

Oh, Greg. Be gentle with these pauvres jeunes filles.

All I ask is that you do not crush the delicate bud of their young love too harshly, that they may be able to love again one day.