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A Wet Dog Is Pretty Much the Worst-Smelling Thing in the World

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But they are so friendly and bouncy! Life is full of cruel paradoxes.

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Tooth-decay dogs smell worse.

And they're always lick happy, and you're always left with tooth-rot saliva all over your face. And then you are naturally forced to dab your wet cheek and smell only to gag.

But those damned dogs are always so damned nice and so damned persistent that you cannot push them aside.


Sun, 07/13/2008 - 10:59pm login or register to post comments

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dog shit is the most evil thing you can find in the backyard when mowing with a push mower.

SPLATTER-tastic.

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You got a dog? What kind, etc.


Mon, 07/14/2008 - 2:07pm login or register to post comments

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i have to disagree w/ you

i have to disagree w/ you greg...i would say the worst smelling thing in the world is a wet DEAD dog.


Mon, 07/14/2008 - 8:27pm login or register to post comments

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Maybe he is dying

It could be that he is decomposing while still moving around. I think that he is pretty old.

He is . . . a yellow kind of dog. Possibly orange.

I also have a cat! And a motorcycle!


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And a stove!

Such decadence.

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